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Nope, better He cheats at golf

Don't you dear judge me so accurately ever again

I was going by what people have told me....I'm more of a jersey mikes guy

They are the same thing.....same building, a lot of times

Once a night is not enough! You're gonna need it all day and all night! You're gonna need meat in your left hand, meat in your right hand, and just GO.TO.TOWN! And you're going to need to film it so that I can watch to make sure you're getting enough...err...meat

This is a Hardees event through and through

Wanna go halvzees on a book signing venue?

You should hurry up and write your book before the market gets saturated. It's easy money.

Subway is, in some ways, like a coffee shop in a book store. For example, in both place you will be using the bathroom well and often.

But i've had enough My book on Trump will also be coming out in the following months I'm being told now that we're settling on November Fourth The book is called All The Evidence And Then Some You can pick it up at your local Subway....Subway, Eat Fresh

Meat is the usual go to for iron How much meat do you eat? However much it is, it's clearly not enough Everyday, you should be thinking meat Meat, in your mouth, as often as you can I can't stress this enough

Yeah, I thought I'd get tired of them, but they're pretty fun

The Tick vs Freakazoid

ANYBODY KNOW WHY RICHIE DID BOBBY LUPO!?

PSST, my wife doesn't want me to drink, so i'm going to ask for a water, but what I really want is vodka in a water glass... Yeah, i'll have a glass of water too

It's just one of the many unwritten rules of social media

@Phillies Just hold on one second @Phillies I've got just the guy for you @Phillies He'll be right in @Phillies any second now @Phillies this is embarrassing, i don't know what's taking him

maybe......show something else, idk

They put an asterisk by your name if you fail a drug test for a "performance enhancing drug" There are white guys in the NBA hall of fame who never played against black guys If that's not performance enhancing, I don't know what is

Think about how many times you've heard someone ask, "who let the dogs out?"

Nonsense, we came here to find the american dream. Now that we're right in the vortex, you wanna quit! You must realize we found the main nerve!