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when i was young, i'd just close my eyes and focus on the insides of my eye lids. same thing happened

didn't you do that on purpose? I was over here like, "Oh, I guess we're inserting WAP where ever we can now....dope...."

I never win even when I win

Either someone in that studio was trying to signal for help or the universe is trying to tell us something

...on the hill opposite the dog park on a Sunday.

He's just sampling. He's got milk at home.

"Resettlements" historically speaking, we're fucked

what music is playing?

oh shit....y'all fuck? I guess I should have seen this coming....guy's super into caus

I didn't watch or read that shit! Just tell me what happens to the black people!

Hey, the contract only stipulated the number of virgins. Not their age, gender, attractiveness level, none of that....

dead babies mountains of 'em

Que?

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I'm intrigued. Tell me more.

But no one ever tells you the rest of the story. Like what the hell do you think him and his boys did then? My man was out here turning water into wine and chilling with prostitutes on the reg.....homie was a wild boy lmao, imagine getting hammered with Jesus ... -"YOOOOO, THAT'S MY BOY JESUS ON THE ROOF! YO, JEEEESSSSSUUUUUUUSSSSS" -"YOOOO, PETE FLOW IN THE HEEEZZZUUUUTTT!" -"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BRO?" -"I'M GOING TO JUMP OFF THE ROOF INTO THE WELL!" -"OH SHIT, SON OF GOD. THAT'S WHAT'S UP" ... ...it would be something like that

also

I don't care about old tech, but I've been thinking about getting that same phone for a while now idk why but I dig it

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yeah, and you certainly can't let them work. Think of the after work stories x100

y'know that's a good question... I'm surprised no one's ever bothered to ask that

but....then you get the virgins, right? Like....a hundred of 'em, right?