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Monkey....poor little guy is finally free in the great jungle in the sky...chillin with other monkey performers like Dunston and Bubbles... - "what did they make you do little guy? " - "I had to ride a bike in a circle." - "Those monsters!" - "It gets worse. They starved and beat a bear till he joined the act and rode with us." - "... and he ate you?" - "...yeah he ate me."

It'd be worth it for that sweet glider

Yeah...what if

I yelled, "ain't no such thing as half way crooks," over my shoulder as I ran

They cut corners. They were so focused on the bike riding lessons, they completely side stepped the no eating your fellow performers lessons. Those lessons are just as, if not more, important.

I'm trying to figure out how long this is gonna take

It's a pretty good sign you've been drugged....or you're going insane Either way, it's a wrap on date night

Guy told me to toss him my wallet. He was ten feet away and wearing a mask and face shield.

I don't have any skills what so ever. That makes me a non factor for someone like you. Carry on.

"Pretty sure Mind Freak was a tax right off spawned from Chris Angel's patented "go smoke or go broke" style of evading his local consorts when it came time to pay up. Amazing what a little smoke and mirrors can do to the mind of your average lady of the evening. Or Boulder Beauty as they're called out here. " - Gunstarhero

"It was a mutual decision. We mutually agreed she was going to leave me." - Naraku4656

Apparently the NYPD is just giving them away. I want to get there before they're out.

"Khloe Kardashian maybe skinny now, but her pussy will always be fat" - Scoobdog

@tsar4

Stop eye fucking the prosecutor/defense attorney/judge

I'm the kind of a person who cheered for the bad guys when he watched Power Rangers as a kid

how many women on the jury?

that's dumb...my way is better

Can you find out if your were chosen by the defense or the prosecution? I feel like that's a good way to find out what kind of person people think you are....

- The topic of conversation never shifted from the only thing you cared about - You received, but didn't have to give - She cleaned and complemented your dick afterward - She never bothered you again You're one ungrateful motherfucker

How do you know these things?

inorite I lost it when he said the stuff about Musk

explain

kissing afterwards is my usual modus operandi....it's like a cool down after the workout