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I can't not hear it Pussy Cow!

I have a lot of dreams about lions. I don't think I can call them re-occurring dreams since they're all different. But there I am in one situation or another and out of no where, god damn lions. I always spend the rest of the dream scrambling for safety. I don't know if this counts as a nightmare 'cause I don't wake up in a panic or anything.

'cause they're Mexican.... -What's that? ... -What do you mean different kind of aliens? .... -No, this thread is about Mexicans ... -Yeah, the op, the follow up posts, everything ... -No, they knew, i'm sure of it ... -No, YOU'RE wrong ... -Well fuck you too! You're only here 'cause I took too many blows to the head as a child!

Welp.....I had all my hopes for survival pinned on Afghanistan, so this truth bomb is a real downer for me.

I'm telling my kids this was The Last Supper. "Kids, Jesus and his apostles were NOT FUCKING AROUND."

Alright family guy, we'll see who's laughing when the floor is lava. The Taliban pay attention to global warming, they know what's up.

Yeah, well, the only way to retreat with your dignity intact is to face the enemy as you do it. These guys are pros, they know how to prep for the real thing.

This is why the Taliban always make the All-Star team of the terrorist world. They stay in the gym during the off-season. Better recognize............but don't look them directly in the eye...recognize with your peripheral vision.

I'm pretty sure this is the basis for Scientology

...because they are intellectually, technologically, and spiritually far more advanced than we are. Advanced enough to know they will never take Afghanistan and it's pointless to try. I'm convinced that place is the only thing keeping us from being a viable Alien colony.

This is what it looks like when you strip away everything but confidence.

Zenith (2010) Get as high as you can. Lock all the doors and windows. Prepare for the mind fucking of your life. [8/10]

...but won't touch Staten Island. What is it about that place? At this point I gotta go. I gotta see it for myself.

You're going to need one of those gel ice packs, a sports bra that's one size too big, and a Sybian.

You can get knocked out and win because the other guy was "too forceful". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1HQDP-tkxo

I think, for sure, @molarbear We gotta eat that guy before he turns into Koga from inuyasha. It's only a matter of time. He's going to rescue every dog, coyote, and wolf he sees till he's got an army sprinting across the plains of the New World eating all the people we're supposed to be eating. it's no bueno

Damn, your skill tree is set. How's your cannibal defense?