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uh, what does she do...I googled to find out and I just saw an instagram with people posting racist shit about her asian boy friend.... that's....all she does, isn't it.....post ass shots on instagram

that's not zombie themed....but I just realized I may not need to worry

New York, if you can make it there, you can make it in Puerto Rico.... seriously, was there 4 days and saw nothing but Puerto Ricans.....to this day I'm still not sure I wasn't actually in Puerto Rico... Very warm and loving people, great food.....lots of tattoos of Puerto Rico's flag....like multiple on one person

uh huh....or....now hear me out on this

funny enough, I did kinda mean that

oh, that.....look I didn't watch the original and i'm sure as shit not watching the spin-off... why, too many people told me I should......too many

ooh, that's a movie? sounds awesome....like water world, but good

do you live in New York....this seems very New York....

I.....thought that guy was gonna get mauled somethin' fierce.......it was way worse

ok, I'll tell ya.... is used as blood bag by the Imortan Darbyboy whose war boys loot his house for guns, ammo, freshly butchered meat, fixed appliances, and innovative carpentry....

done and done....alright we're all set for the couple of weeks of survival before we are overrun, you shoot yourself to keep from being turned, and I chicken out and become a zombie...

ok, now before we do anything..............we gotta secure the last of the world's twinkies

hey, we can die together....the names Gygax, I got beer and a plus 18 soul sucking sword that doubles as a bottle opener...wanna be zombie apocalypse buddies

I want to be Gygax, the twenty-seventh level warrior mage with a plus 18 soul sucking sword

someone, I forgot who, said you're not in love until you find someone who makes you angry enough to commit murder, but there's something about them that holds you back....

what would a sexy clown look like?

badminton.....I've never played, but I have no respect for the sport and so, assume I can defeat people who have spent their whole lives training to win a medal in it...

bok choy? no, bok you

which part was unclear?

haha, I was just imagining you as the Buffalo Bill of the balloon world....there's a balloon in a pit somewhere

I almost blacked out, my brain couldn't handle the situation you described....it's basically the antithesis of everything that I am.... you...you got a lotta layers....like an onion.................................ogre's are like onions >.>

if i'm watching a show, i'll forget a line I heard ten minuted after I heard it or forget something I read like an hour later....these things may not have been what I was mainly focused on, but I never had trouble remembering things like this before.... the most infuriating is when i'm having a series of thoughts and i'll promptly forget the thought prior to the one i'm currently having....it's a real mind fuck...

they can't understand if they don't know...empathy is like that... I take it you've seen jail time, Poof....it's somethin' else, ehh....