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every time someone makes this thread someone always beats me to this quote....I bite my thumb at you sir, which is a disgrace if you bare it....

mhm, I see what you're doin....gotta get that body nice and right for the lady friend....sacrifices must be made.... I got this book on mastering the art of the hour long cunnilingus....I'll send it to you, i don't need it anymore....the secret is positive imagery

finally someone said it....when this first came out, all the media attention was on the slap and nobody even mentioned the hellacious beating that random dude took...8-ball was not to be fucked with, he was an immigrant whose professional sports dreams had died and now he is taking the ridicule of some random know nothing bitch about how he sounds speaking a second language in a foreign country far from his loved ones while taking a sad train ride to a minimum wage gig he probably hates....that was not the man to hit, surprised nobody got knifed

uh, what does she do...I googled to find out and I just saw an instagram with people posting racist shit about her asian boy friend.... that's....all she does, isn't it.....post ass shots on instagram

that's not zombie themed....but I just realized I may not need to worry

New York, if you can make it there, you can make it in Puerto Rico.... seriously, was there 4 days and saw nothing but Puerto Ricans.....to this day I'm still not sure I wasn't actually in Puerto Rico... Very warm and loving people, great food.....lots of tattoos of Puerto Rico's flag....like multiple on one person

uh huh....or....now hear me out on this

funny enough, I did kinda mean that

oh, that.....look I didn't watch the original and i'm sure as shit not watching the spin-off... why, too many people told me I should......too many

ooh, that's a movie? sounds awesome....like water world, but good

do you live in New York....this seems very New York....

I.....thought that guy was gonna get mauled somethin' fierce.......it was way worse

ok, I'll tell ya.... is used as blood bag by the Imortan Darbyboy whose war boys loot his house for guns, ammo, freshly butchered meat, fixed appliances, and innovative carpentry....

done and done....alright we're all set for the couple of weeks of survival before we are overrun, you shoot yourself to keep from being turned, and I chicken out and become a zombie...

ok, now before we do anything..............we gotta secure the last of the world's twinkies

hey, we can die together....the names Gygax, I got beer and a plus 18 soul sucking sword that doubles as a bottle opener...wanna be zombie apocalypse buddies

I want to be Gygax, the twenty-seventh level warrior mage with a plus 18 soul sucking sword

someone, I forgot who, said you're not in love until you find someone who makes you angry enough to commit murder, but there's something about them that holds you back....

what would a sexy clown look like?

badminton.....I've never played, but I have no respect for the sport and so, assume I can defeat people who have spent their whole lives training to win a medal in it...

bok choy? no, bok you

which part was unclear?