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You black out and make it back home? Shit, I don't see a problem here.

Preach

Tons of popular things are hella corny. I mean, Taylor Swift just shut town ticker master.

Successful crops make me think of vineyards

Nuh uh

I love you

The morning after you tried to pull out and she grabbed you, held tight, and whispered, "lets roll the dice." Side Note; Ladies, if you wanna have a laugh, try this out, it's hilarious. Watching him panic as he cums is priceless. His O face battling his scared face. It'll look like he's being force choked by Darth Vader. I mean, sure, he'll be mad, but what's he gonna do...leave you? Nah, you're having his kid, maybe, who knows, anyway there are no downsides.

what....is that?

It'll convince you that it's ok for that family to own half of Montana and murder anyone that tries to change that. I love shows where the only difference between the good guys and the bad guys is in how you tell the story.

What does?

What's a good decision? I mean every decision is a good decision...in the moment that you make it. And as long as you live in the moment, as people often say and tattoo on themselves, you should be fine.

...is the closest we'll come to time travel.

omg, dude, it's fun times. Like, qualifications aside, you think you'd have to do real work in a position like that, but nope... it's like sex, you just gotta say whatever you need to say to get in there and once you're in, you're in....you don't have to accomplish anything....

I have ultimate power and I have to leave my home for nude models and cocaine?

I don't want to, but I can't find this really dope joke I tweeted or...posted on facebook, idk. I can't remember which platform it's on. I just remember it was really funny and really racist....and I know they'll find that shit.

Oh shit, I could of googled this? It's always crazy when you think you can't google something, but then you find out you can.

or do they just toss the cutest duckling they can find in some black goo? - "I don't know about this, chief." - "What are you so worried about? We're going to wash it off." - "Maybe we shouldn't use real oil. We could..." - "We could what? Fail to maintain the integrity of our product? No, we use real oil, on a real duckling." - "ok, which one? They all look cute." - "I don't know. Throw them all in and pick the one that looks cutest covered in oil." - "That idea is both good and terrible." - "Yeah, well, I used to shoot political ads."

First meeting = cookies Second meeting = blood sacrifice

Lol, proper forum decorum. ok then

What conversation? You pouting and me going, "there there," and rubbing your back is not a conversation, big guy. If this is a conversation, you tell me what we're talking about?

lol, and I promised I wouldn't laugh. Alright, don't sweat it. Puppet master is a pretentious title anyway. I mean who would openly call themselves that, lol. You just go ahead and change your profile pic. We'll let the board restructuring sweep all previous references under the rug. New board, new clubs, new you. For the rebrand, i'm thinking we replace puppet master with pokemon master. Now, don't agree right away. Let me at least pretend like I have to talk you into this. So many upsides to the new title. One, well within your skill set. Two, sweet new Eevee profile pic. Three, balls aren't required. Honestly, I don't even think Ash had a dick. Homie might have been Ken doll smooth down there. What do you say?

I've never seen one with food, but I haven't been to many. I wonder how they pass health inspections....inspector probably never even makes it to the kitchen

lol, what is this? Seriously? You can do better than this. For god's sake, you're a guy who has a puppeteer hand as his profile pic, as sad and telling as that is. You can't have gotten any kind of satisfaction from this clumsy and desperate effort. I'll tell you what, I know how much this means to you, so i'll give you a do over. Take your time, think about what you want to say and really let me have it. I promise I won't laugh.