There's a noticeable uptick in energy when you are invested in what you're doing...especially when you're not used to feeling this way...
I actually had tea this morning...god damn tea....with nothing else in it....
I might not even take drugs later on today....
It took a while but I think i'm coming around to adulthood....
This is cool until you realize he hasn't left the parking spot where he loaded this thing...look at the lines on the ground, my man's not going anywhere...
I was cool with everything until that last douche jumped on it....the first guy just gently climbed on for a ride that was clearly being offered by his new whale friend
fuck no, alligators.....and you gave me all that grief about the whale....you are one screwed up muffakka...
but yeah, there's something unnerving about the open sea....yet, it still draws you in, y'know
ok, that's it, I know what i'm going to do if I win....I'm going to pay off republican politicians to put forward a bill to outlaw breast reductions....they're already legislating on women's bodies, might as well have some good come out of it....future generations of young men everywhere will venerate me for what I do today