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I think she uses a volumizing shampoo

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Hey! As that friend in the group, I take offense...we're a very important part of the group dynamic....we make you feel like your life isn't as much of a trash heap as it is... Anyway, while we're on the subject, I feel like shit....I took these weird pills and now i'm getting the sweats, my bones are cold, my teeth are loose, my heart gets really really hot, I can read minds, and sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car

The story of the limbless performer and his caretaker was the best imho That being said, I haven't finished this thing...

It's the circle of life

damn straight.....her and some snot nosed kids hell of a thing to do....fun though....makes a man feel big

no one knows....funny story, there was a fire....records destroyed....we're ballparking it

It's a glorious time of the year isn't it. It only gets better from here. I just dim the screaming in my head with a flask I keep on me 24/7. I will never in my life donate to any orphan causes. God damn lucky sons of dead bitches.

Another year, another trophy (slice of pie) They brought out their best this year....competitors from all over the world (mostly, if not completely, from Africa)......they got this slick hustler telling me she's never played video games before....please, 82 years on this earth, you've tried everything at least once

I've literally and figuratively gone nowhere

Happy birthday, phillies

If 'Born to Run' doesn't make you feel anything, you're dead inside...

He was a gentleman......and maybe an officer, I don't know his life....

I see......well then go with your knot

@Mewn @Buddyroe360 @Vamped @Mini_Ghost @Phillies @Doom Metal Alchemist Chapter 2: Redemption Nightmarish day spent shopping for thanksgiving meal where I find myself in the familiar position of being complemented on my shoes again.....BUT, THIS TIME......it was a black gay guy.....the kewl factor is there by doubled and my style points returned to me in full, by the recognition of this stereotypically presumed fashion maven....only slightly tarnished by him subsequently hitting on me, but watevs....it.still.counts

Water is everything to me....more important than any alcohol......because it helps me recover so that I can drink more alcohol

I always say go with your gut, but that was before my friend Johnny was shot in the gut.....after that it seemed insensitive

do this and come back to me with your findings

no, i'm full o' shit......i'll never actually do heroin..............I think >.>

Coffee is there in the morning with a pat on the back and a "go get 'em, tiger" Wine is there in the evening with "you gave it a good shot, we'll get 'em tomorrow" Positive support, the hallmark of any effort that lead to a mediocre result

you and me both....I've seen dudes mod the shit out of theirs and they're just driving around town....giant winch and four sets of headlights parked outside a starbucks.....for what???

As someone who's been knocked out before, I take offense at this