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the most epic-non-epic betting pool this world has ever seen

I do....humor is all I have, Doom.....it is the last piece of me.....I will hold onto it till the bitter end where on my death bed i'll hopefully have the energy to say with my last gasp of breath, "I hid the money beneath the...."

oh goodness no.....don't get me wrong I thought about it, but I don't have a horse cock I can flash to regain my standing in the group like the aforementioned ghostrek my ramblings will remain off board where randos can judge their worth

it's starting to get some traffic....no where near ghostrek's youtube channel levels, but i'm starting to get an audience I mean I even have haters, god bless 'em....one fine gentlemen told me to drown in rat feces could you imagine that....drowning in rat feces....that poor rat...how long would you think it would take him to produce enough poop to drown me it'd have to be multiple rats, right? to give them a fighting chance at it.... How many rats do you think it would take?

...that the mark of a true seaman is not to laugh at the word seaman

thank you you have no idea how much this means to me....no one gets me

there are no feminists in a housefire lmao

Bill Burr is a comedy genius

oh the way he slid off into the distance was funny, but yeah it was hard to see him limp off

poor little guy

My Name is T-Bone, the disco Spider.

Miss. Issippi

Lady Luck

Mother Earth

Father Time

whatever this is

nothing says new year like fresh regrets

alright, i'm out.....looks like i'm gonna close this one out with what's left of this gray goose and that clearly married 40 something office manager who's been eyeing me............don't judge me, I'm not married

My grandpa told me that beer is an acquired taste......so why not acquire a taste for cheap beer

I've heard worse justifications for hit and runs

What's in the bowl bitch?

let's do this muthafukkas.....shit, you know what, I may have to drive home

I really doubt that is going to happen....I have been quite the ass......and I've enjoyed it fuck these people....lmao, I just yelled that shit

The exploding heart.....otherwise known as the ultimate upper/downer.... My cousin's friend's sister's boyfriend's neighbor tried it once and I heard it was awesome....or at least it looked awesome

Huge cocaine fan right here....don't use it, just like being around it.....study it.....appreciate it.........................use it sometimes