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shaman my ass....that's my nigga Larry from down the way....he got hella scoliosis

How did kids let their moms know where they were without notes on the fridge? Oh my god, they didn't have fridges either! How did they keep their icecream cold?

Which part turned you off? Was it the honesty?

Maybe someone who knows him better can correct me, but..........the guy on the left looks like viper, doesn't he?

I heard mental visualization helps....just imagine you're eating a sandwich

eh, god gave you two halves of a face....you'll be fine

Why do I spend half of it in bed....i'm free....I need to go out and run....run free and far

The ad said "Free asshole bleaching" and I was running low on funds for the month, don't judge me

and they tend to look it....dude looks 35, tops

then why would you say that?

I understand that they might not take your case of abuse seriously, but is there a pattern of prosecuting the victim in cases of domestic violence among same sex couples?

Would you report it if you were abused by your boyfriend?

See, that's where you lose me....I'd assumed gay men were above this machismo crap....especially if they were out already

I figured it would lean towards plain ol' assault charges... I wonder what sort of awareness campaign you'd run for this....

I totally know what you mean...it took me forever to get used to the speed I haven't come across a show where they don't talk fast....though it kinda seems like the Mexican shows are not quite as fast as the shows made in Spain....

FACT - Having two girlfriends stops time

Did someone mess with his wikipedia profile or is that true?

Oh, for sure not funny in reality, but time and distance reveals humor in most anything

These are questions I usually ask my sister and her friends, but I have been shut out due to certain problematic statements (jokes) at their expense... In their defense, I've more than used up all the capital I gained as the only family member to not give a shit when she came out....

see, it's not that it's not wrong, it's that it's funnier than regular domestic violence which tends to not be funny AT ALL....

sangre por sangre, vatos locos para vida