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timeout....I was going to ask this earlier, but I forgot....in the pee aficionado community, is the yellow to rust color way of pee preferred? 'cause one would imagine a hydrated person's clear, essentially water-like, urine might not quite do it for them....thoughts?

as worthy a cause as any i've put my coin toward

happy birthday, jackie <.< >.> I got hold of a black market time machine....It doesn't reverse everyone else's time, just yours....you never have to cross that 3-0 mark....only thing is it runs on souls.....you bring me the souls...and sign a contract in blood....you never have to grow old again

Well....that maybe the case....but Belle Delphine wouldn't lie to us.....she wouldn't.....she cares about us.....and the money, it's goes to charity, probably....yeah, that's it, charity....she's probably helping kids....in africa.....yeahhh, that's the kinda person she is....Now if you don't mind I have a savings account to close...

there are ways

Happy transcendence of earthly experience. May Xenu smile upon you this day and grant you clarity.

that's called telling your friends "this funny joke I just heard"

No me gusta Estoy cansado y quiero dormir pero no puedo

I could edit it, but I don't remember posting it and so I don't know what 6am me wanted to get across.....so i'll let it stand

I mean, is that the definition? When it's enough, is that when you're not just feeling it, but...are..it Think to a time when you were happy...was it enough? On an episode of Family Matters, Steve Urkel received a genuine show of affection from Laura Winslow. He paused, took the moment in, and promptly implored god to "..take me know, 'cause it's all down hill from here" I can't stop thinking about that....I haven't seen that show in over a decade

Neon Genesis Evangelion eps 1-7

oh, I bet....but I imagine scenarios like this are what you need to callus your mind in stand up

someone, I can't remember who, said there's an art to bombing.... Go on my son!

hey hey hey........respect history

great, that saves me an explanation

self sabotage....it's the only way.....the Mix way

Hey, with shows like Slutever and parades like the Slut Walk, there's never been a better time for your people... isn't that right @Kim Kardashian

good call....and get the ones with all the good padding like Twins gloves...not those hard ass Everlasts It costs a little more, but your boobs will thank you

You're taking it very literally Have you ever watched office space?

You've built this person up a lot.....it makes any kind of casual interaction difficult

They can "say" it..... I guess you're only a criminal if you get caught

No, that's not what I meant....I meant that you were too much in your head about this

Yeah, I get ya, but it's not exactly like it's alone in that category....there's tons of stuff people put on the menu just solely for the other person