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Just add "hot" to an occupation and that's the story.... Hot police officer Hot doctor Hot teacher

way to go, way to be

I wasn't told that the shrooms would last five to eight hours... I was fourteen......I.was.not.ready I've actually never done acid.....my psychedelic drug of choice is shrooms....and mescaline for special occasions >.> (yeah, it's 'cause of fear and loathing)

I watched Blow the very first time I did shrooms....I was not told it would last like 5 hours and after we started getting some good visuals, we went outside, walked around in the backyard for a while then decided to come inside and watch a drug movie....we thought it would be awesome....that's when I learned what a bad trip was....so, I guess what i'm trying to say is it might not have been a terrible movie, idk, 'cause I never watched it again

Is she really shitty though? In my experience this normal behavior..... In fact, with the situation you described, i'd be surprised if something like this was't happening....my man is probably getting his too, traveling all over the place >.> Genuine happiness is hard to come by so people manufacture their own....so what if it's not as good as the real shit....it'll get you through the day and with the right combination of drugs and booze, maybe longer

hmm, that's a good question.......i'm thinking a lot......you're probably going to need a good bit of elbow grease too....just a vigorous stroking movement up and down, side to side, for at least ten to fifteen minutes.....maybe more..............i'm pretty filthy

Great drug Terrible movie

post a pic thread post your fingerprints hand thread post your location thread

Bros before hoes sistas before misters Frankly, this is not that bad as far as dysfunctional friends go.....it could be worse.....but hey, that's what friends are for....you keep her secrets and she keeps yours....that doesn't mean you can't flame her at every opportunity....there's tons of fun to be had with this

I just wipe stuff with my shirt

Why have I been doing all these squats? none of my jeans fit me anymore.....I liked those jeans

you're holding a doll...so....itsssss.......................nurturer, called it

lmao, yo I was legit going to make some random joke about my hands being black and my girl goes, "they have a whole other chart for you....except it doesn't have all this wanderer pioneer bullshit....it doesn't even have the whole hand....just the finger prints....and if they look like yours, you win a prize muthafukka" it was funnier in the moment '>.>

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Not only is this funny because of the wild over-reaction, but what a sight that would be....you, getting your ass beat by a guy wearing lace shorts

So, the first time you tried to learn how to skate you started by grinding rails? And the hottest girl you've ever met just happened to be roaming the hospital, giving out hand jobs like some sort of kinky Florence Nightingale? And this angel from up on high just happened to attend your school where she dated the stereotypical bad guy jock who "somehow" found out about your letter to penthouse and was after you? sounds legit....

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Yeah I understand his logic for moving up, but there's a difference between mixing it up and actually becoming champ. Usyk has some stark defensive holes and his offense isn't blowing away any top heavyweights. The thing about being someone like an Usyk, or really any champ, is that once you see your path to victory, as i'm sure he does when he sees the current crop of heavyweights fight as they have, you can't not take that fight. The guy's game for a scrap and unfortunately for him, sitting pretty at cruiserweight collecting checks while shoring up his skill set isn't really his style. I mean, hey, i'll definitely watch him make a go of it.

I think Fury won the fight with Wilder and I see him winning the rematch. He is, in my mind, the best heavyweight. And it's hard for me to say this because I had all the hope in the world for Wilder. When he was coming up I saw him move in ways I never thought a heavyweight could move. His power served double duty as both blessing and curse. He kept leaning on it and went way from the things that initially had me so excited. Sure, Joshua has the tools to come back from the recent loss, but I don't think he will ever best the other two. Usyk needs to stay where the fuck he is. Don't ruin a good thing. It's enough to just be good at your weight. When did that stop being enough? Nothing good comes from him going to heavyweight.

I go to five guys every time I want to pick a fight with my stomach... "Yes, put everything on that burger...infact put everything on that burger, then put it inside another burger" "of course three grocery bags filled with fries...what do I look like, an amateur" "No, i'll call 911 myself....they gave my a special code designation"