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I said this exact line before leaving thanks giving dinner last year.....it's uncanny

yeah, I thought that's what you meant >.>

what do you mean by "unwelcomed guests"

lmao.....you know what, trying to fly was the go to when I was younger

I remember reading somewhere that a naked penis is akin to an open threat... I don't know what that has to do with this, but I figured I'd try and tie this together

you miss one hundred percent of the shots you don't take.... SHOOT YOUR SHOT, TIC! respek 🍻

maybe....they did rape my people >.>

only one hiccup in your plan....well, not one, but really the one that matters.....not all celebrities are rich you're gonna fuck around and have some broke former child star moving in with YOU

your first thought once you realize you're having a lucid dream is, "I'm fuckin' everybody"

Tell me lies. About yourself, about me, about anything. Make them good.

I head-butted this woman today It was an accident...I should probably lead with that....I didn't mean to do it....she said what's up and came in for a hug while I was sitting and I went to stand but she was already bending over and, well, you can take it from there.... She said ouch and put her hand to her head and I panicked, as I do, and said....."I got the worst of it, your head's like a cinder block"

There are for sure guys at your local weight lifters gym that can do that....its not even close to world record status dudes

Can you even do that with a regular bar....don't they use a more heavy duty bar for that?

....you are a worthy adversary....I know not how you came upon my plans, but you can't stop the inevitable....

This isn't alchemy...there is no equivalent exchange....... It's the same thing I said after Cersei's death in GOT......people don't always get what they deserve....as a matter of fact, they usually don't....

I'm not kidding. This is not a joke. Just take the time to think about everything you've discussed with your dick. How has it improved your life? Even those things that seemed to have panned out at the time. You look back on them now, still feel the same? Your dick is like the guy in the friend group that's just an animal, but he's your buddy and you're loyal so, whatever he says or does, you always have his back...it's an unhealthy relationship

Just watched it, loved it.... What did you think it was going to be....the trailer had fan service written all over it

-The Olsen twins are actually one girl who the government had cloned. The show was just a test to see if people would notice. - Tupac's body is dead but his brain is still alive. It's in a jar at Dr. Dre's house. -Dinosaurs were aliens