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You had me at lucrative.

And I know a cop when I see one. This is harassment.

I like being held. Softly, then tight, then softly again.

Of course he does. He has a gang of friends. He is a criminally underrated friend, imho. His friends love him so much, they give him fun nicknames like The Boss or Godfather or The Raven. There's no better friend than The Raven. And there's no better house sitter than Anthony Devulder. Hire me to watch your stuff!

It would be safer to assign one person to oversee everyone's personal information. I understand it's a pain in the ass, but i'm here for you all and would gladly volunteer my time.

Thank you for noticing my mustache. I am a big mustache aficionado and i'm quite pleased with it. Obviously, I've had it for years and I can scarcely remember what I look like without it.

Happy birthday, Mr. Miller. What? It's Mr. Molar? Oh, just Molar? Ok, is that Eastern European? Oh, it's not their real name. I am going to fit in here just fine.

What's wrong? You need a TV? I can get you a TV. Best TV upfront money can buy. Premium quality Anthony, that's what they call me. Just let me know, big guy.

You look fantastic. Listen, just between us girls, they are going to find these pics when you run for public office.

kinky

I'm going to be as fun as the law allows.

I have no use for you

Do you have a passport?

Depends, what are you willing to do for me?

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Who is Fuggs and what did they do? I bet they didn't do anything at all. I bet they were just a star that shone so bright that the sky grew jealous and cast them down from the heavens! I will do everything in my power to help your friend or my name isn't Geor Anthony Devulder.

I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream, I dreamed

Hi everybody! My name is Anthony. I am the new moderator and charitable contribution coordinator of Unevenedge. I'm so excited to be here. My best friend @Raptorpat always talks about you all and he's been offering me a job here for years. I would always laugh and say, "maybe some day, Pat, maybe some day." I have to be honest, I never thought the day would come. I never....I never thought......it's just....well, i'm just glad to be here. If you'll excuse me, I have to go cry in the bathroom for a little bit. My therapist says it's normal.

People get married because they're happy. They don't get happy after they get married. It's an unnecessary complication to appease society. It's like saying you went sky diving to feel alive. You were already livin', bruv.

marriages ARE contracts they should already feel gross

I always thought it was just about money, but there's all kinds of shit in there. -What happens if somebody cheats -How fat they can get -How many vacations they gotta take a year -If they can or cannot talk to their exes, mainly that skank Carol. People are trying to fix their relationships in the prenup.

Rule number 2 - Be Courteous

Yup

Sometimes, when something is really important, you cross your fingers on both hands. How do you know that doesn't cancel it out? Maybe it's like a light switch. On or off.

Sometimes ballers go broke and have to eat their shoes. Introducing the new Stay In Your Lane Hot Sauce! Flavor for the sole!