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This thread started in may 😂 Two seasons you've been at this....was she engaged the whole time? That guy could of met her, dated her, fallen in love and asked her to marry him in the 6 months it took you to craft this master plan.....heck, it could be one of us....tired of your hesitation, one of us could of gone down there to do recon and play matchmaker, rom-com style....but things went side ways when he feel out of a tree while spying on her and got knocked unconscious....he woke up in her house, she found and took care of him...they start chatting it up, her dog liked him and it usually didn't like anyone....even the special needs man child she takes care of who has to always wear ear muffs because he goes nuts if anyone touches his ears is cool with him..... Yada Yada Yada now @bnmjy feels guilty and won't stop calling me to vent about how things got out of control and fate this and fate that...he wants you to be his best man☺️

Locke 10/10 Tom Hardy is fantastic.

The Olive Garden ad team came up with that line. They don't mean it, Greeny. They don't.......mean it 😢

You don't happen to live in South Dakota by any chance?

You're both wrong.....You Know My Name by the late great Chris Cornell

I've seen far more tenuous lawsuits pay off could be worse.....could be trying to sue a Scientologist elementary school As stupid as it sounds, you can't say for certain that Scientologist elementary schools aren't a thing....yeah, this is real life

You gotta have more confidence in yourself. I'm sure one of those ten people will be happy to take you home......or they can bring it to you, that's the beauty of a mobile home....

Getting paid and getting laid

This is what I show people when they don't believe that I drive better drunk

It's truly amazing how little it took to make my life complete in those days....The first time I saw this guy I was happy for days off that....fucking days

that sounds amazing....I'm sure it happens but i've never even heard of something like this You went to your ex's family for the holidays, obviously for the kids, and you brought your new girl........i'm breaking out in a sweat just thinking about it

I don't think this mythical "normal" family holiday gathering exists.....everybody's ready, coping mechanisms engaged and bland sport and/or weather conversational topics ready.... Heck, if you go to some other families house, they don't even have the ammo to do any real damage....they don't know nothin'

Idk what you're talking about, that sounds like a successful party to me

Yes....it's tradition....the cake is chocolate on the outside AND the inside, reminding us of Africa We sing the songs of our tribes afterward

Happy birthday, champ.....

I'm not meant to have hair on my face, Molar....we're messing with forces we don't understand....like Pharrell or Prince before him, I am to retain an almost unnatural youthfull face for eternity or till I overdose on something.... I....I think...it's alive......it moves sometimes and yesterday Im sure I heard it growl ☹️

wot's dis den....wot yew on about ya daft cun

awww, you remembered