Mix

No one knows, but everyone is amused....THEY SHOULDN'T BE! Someone is planning something......SOMETHING BIG! Think about it....what are pigeons if not the cowboys of the urban fauna.....now when you think cowboys, you think indians....cowboys and indians....the great rivalry......who are the rivals of pigeons....RATS.....cowboys and indians fought each other......pigeons and rats fight each other.....SOMEONE IS TRYING TO START A WAR BETWEEN THE PIGEONS AND THE RATS FOR WORLD DOMINATION!!!!! and we are the only ones who can stop this evil mastermind.....BECAUSE THEY ARE ONE OF US!

woah woah woah who's throwin' what into me I never consented to this wait was this when I was black out drunk at Jeff's party 'cause they said they didn't know why I put that costume on and fell asleep in the tub

alright, I did it.....I went back to the scary bar I got kicked out of because it was scary and I wrote in the stall "For a good time, call Ku at 336-432-0386"

Baby Yoda's an innocent soul....I won't let you do to him what you did to those Poor, possibly retarded, Red Pandas

what is this?

already on it

tree fiddy

A basketball.... I can tell you as someone who played basketball and his parents didn't bother to get to know him as a person....any holiday, birthday, special event, whatever....just buy him a basketball.....or basketball shoes.....but a basketball is cheaper

What? A tribe called quest? Electric Relaxation? To a little black kid in Uganda (at the time) this show was everything....and the intro introduced lil' mix to what good music was

No problem.....I came here to chew bubble gum and complain about movie picks.......and i'm all out of...wait, nope, found some under the desk 🍬😋

Woman on the left - Newly in love, couldn't care less about homie Woman in the middle - In a solid relationship of a few years, will look, but isn't "looking" Woman on the right - Married woman with kids *phone call -Gina....hello.....Gina...................hello -Terry, I want a divorce -what? -I said remember to pick the kids up from your mothers -uh, ok -and use that damn gym membership I got you! -what? *click It's all about where you are in life

*He's way funnier though. Man does it for a living.....infront of people >.>

lol, I love that people are actually trying to answer the question....

Where on your shoulder? What kind of pain? Do you know how you injured it? How often do you feel it? How is your shoulder mobility? Are your shoulders even?

First off, nothing served cold has the characteristics of revenge. Icecream? Gazpacho? What the fuck! No, I want my revenge served piping hot! With ghost peppers, bitch! You don't want to be staring at a motherfucker who used to put fear in your heart with confused feelings like pity 'cause the years haven't been kind. It drains all the satisfaction out of it. At least you better hope it does 'cause if there's even a drop of satisfaction to be had, you find yourself trying and failing to explain to onlookers, and eventually police, why you're not the kind of person who gets his kicks by beating up homeless people. Idiot: No officer, like I said, he was bigger and scarier when we were eleven. Officer: .... Idiot: Yes, that's when the pool thing happened. Officer: ... Idiot: Yes, I understand it was a long time ago. Officer: .... Idiot: Well of course he's going to say he doesn't remember. It doesn't traumatize you if you're doing the bullying. Also, it looks like the drugs really did a number on him, so I'd be surprised if he remembered his own name. Officer: ... Idiot: No sir, I'm not fucking with you. Officer: .... Idiot: No sir, this isn't "a youtube" Officer: ..... Idiot: Yes sir, I know idiots like me do pranks on youtube, but this isn't that Officer: .... Idiot: Well, it's good you're bonding with your son, but that's a different brown guy you were watching Officer: .... Idiot: No sir, I would never jerk you around. I promise you i'm not FouseyTube. Officer: .... Idiot: I understand a pic would mean a lot to your son, but again, i'm not Fousey. Officer: .... Idiot: You're absolutely right, a pic is easier than going to jail.....thank you for being so understanding.....no, I don't mind holding the gun.... he's a good dad

happy birthday

too late

omg, it's not a guy dressed as Jesus.....IT IS JESUS.....It's just like in Preacher @1pooh4u

Hey, you don't go through what Jesus went through without developing a weird relationship with pain....and whips.....and guys dressed in leather >.>

that's not the one....if you're going to do it, do it right

it is "the" damn it I should know this, i've seen that scene more times than i've seen the movie it was in >.>

That'll work You know what, thinking back, I had an opportunity to be an eagle scout and I laughed it off....all those fuckers did was learn different ways to tie shit up.....those god damn freaks....the things they did on those camping trips while I was getting high behind Papa Johns....