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That tracks. Frank had more chemistry with Chong Li than he did with that place holder character they had as his love interest.

says who?

Yeah

That's your grandparents telling you how they met.

That sounded right to me, but I just tried to look that up and it said trucks don't usually have crumple zones because they usually sit higher than most cars. They're apparently required to be built with a stronger than normal front end to pass safety inspections.

I saw a Ford and a Dodge get into a head on collision. The Dodge had its front destroyed, but the Ford barely had a scratch. How? Also, why is this not in Ford commercials?

I told that used tampon to mind his god damn business. Then I felt bad, apologized, and told him about my relationship with my dad. It was very cathartic. I understand now why therapists use puppets. It's not just so they don't leave fingerprints when they molest you.

I got a fun idea for you. Start an OnlyFans.

and i'll throw in the soul for free

one soul

where do you get all this energy?

I can get behind that. Let's just be honest about why he's on screen.

Is slapping considered rough in the age of internet porn? More like foreplay

Why do people like him so much?

I've been watching a lot of car tuner youtube lately. It's apparently very easy and fun to swap out engines. I'm going to throw out a bunch of letters at you that are apparently engine names: LS, RB, SR, and JZ. Any one of those is good, i'm told. Whole thing should take you about forty, forty five minutes tops, with ad breaks.

Poor Donnie never could remember more than two things. Looking back, I should of just said "drop and roll."

Sorry, I always confuse married guys and gay guys. The energy is the same.

She's not running away from you, she's just trying to do her job. Leave the waitress alone.

You better not have a girlfriend. You're wife would be pissed.

Don't cheat on her

Thanks, i'm glad somebody noticed I be out here exudin'

I'm glad you got the accent I was going for, lol

You know how in politics, people call those who disagree with them "pedophiles". I think the unevenedge version of that is going to be Cat Fucker...as in, I saw what you been posting in this thread Cat Fucker. Yeah, I bet you would like it if they ate your face you sick bastard. Backing up your cat cafe pal. You two prowl for puss at cat cafes? Fucking cat fuckers always stick together.

In that thread i'm reacting to the "fucking the cat" joke, in this thread i'm making it....at least I was, until you ruined it