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Foreplay is a lost art

Squats will help with that.

lmao, yeah, but that's on us. We underestimated the Amish and overestimated the evangelicals.

Next time they tell you that, ask them what type.

"Written be evangelical christian women" "Amish are repulsed" I really wanted this to be something the Amish were getting into, but this is better.

I walked right into that one.

You should just be able to ask them for lawn grass. Instead, they look at you like an idiot if you do that, and as accustomed as I have become to that look, it still stings. What type of grass do you have?

This is why I've never been keen on the convertible time machines.

Are they written by the Amish?

Happy Birthday, Seight

...as it relates to fortune tellers. Is post-fiction a genre?

You used to be able to jump in a taxi and yell, "follow that car!" And they would do it. They would make sure your murder victim didn't get away.

Happy New Year! I know we're twelve days in. I've had a hell of a hang over.