little_girl_lost

I don't need that, I have a perfectly good boyfriend at home who lies to me for free

i need a new faucet put on my sink and my bathtub leaks i'll be naked for cheap plumbing services (seriously, all the plumbers in my area are terrible, the last one I had to pay $100 just to lie to me)

Wednesdays are usually my fridays but I had to fire two people at work yesterday so i'll be working tomorrow as well, no big deal, I need the overtime

more than one noodle?

i don't use fifties because I never carry cash but I work in retail, and we get a minimum of six $50 dollar bills in our deposit everyday

that made me think of this

That's an outer monologue

NOOOOO Summer is my living nightmare with no way to get out of the heat

yes, I used to narrate my life inside my head as if it were a story I was going to have to tell later

hey, it could be the middle of summer and 100 degrees out

April 2009

Everything.

i keep reading the thread title and op to the tune of My Way

i'm not ashamed of my bad taste

Not true. I cant make friends here OR irl.

Lies! Lies and slander!

i file my taxes as soon as I can, I get my w2 early in January from work but I end up having to wait on an interest report from my bank because I have to claim that as income.

I'm the same asshole I was yesterday

the opposite, I've never had a good bday party, even as a child my bday was always impeded by xmas and new years, that and an eternal lack of friends

dammit, did FB tell on me? thanks guys, I know i'm getting old

i'm working tomorrow morning, i'll be going in early so I can get out of there. Its the only day I get to go in and have nobody there to bother me while I work.

somewhat related-anyone watch a Christmas carol on FX? it was quite good

Maybe they'll have to live xmas eve over and over again like a groundhog day

last night I threw up a milkshake, the only thing I ate yesterday. and was laying in bed all night with stomach cramps. this morning I went out and got a bunch of campbells condensed soups and saltines. We'll see if I can keep that down.