little_girl_lost

that paul reubens was caught pleasuring himself on a roller coaster they had him red-handed in the photo the amusement park takes of people on the rides

then why did you ask?

Polish 1st legions infantry division

Baja blast is back in bottles, in regular and a zero sugar kind

i quit drinking soda last year, but before I did, I would keep telling my pepsi rep so come out with a banana cream soda in either pepsi or mtn dew, even if it was terrible, they'd make their money with people buying it for the novelty of it(and no other big soda companies were doing a banana flavor) and it would only be a limited edition flavor.

yes, and from what I hear, dunkaroos are making a come-back

i'm short so I usually end up with splashes around my chest

then are your dishes even clean?

I'M LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SONG

Look betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again

he's quite large, thick too every year he tells me what he wants for his valentine's dinner and I make it for him

boyfriend wants pierogies for dinner, i''ll be making myself a steak

You look like you could use some reading material I'll just leave these with you

Gee, thanks

I don't need that, I have a perfectly good boyfriend at home who lies to me for free

i need a new faucet put on my sink and my bathtub leaks i'll be naked for cheap plumbing services (seriously, all the plumbers in my area are terrible, the last one I had to pay $100 just to lie to me)

Wednesdays are usually my fridays but I had to fire two people at work yesterday so i'll be working tomorrow as well, no big deal, I need the overtime

more than one noodle?