Codename: Jackass

On the one hand, you're right, in the end we all meet the same fate, but on the other hand, I'd like to not meet my ultimate end by plowing into oncoming traffic when my rack and pinion snaps while doing 75 on the highway.

Make sure to wear kneepads and gloves to prevent scrapes and abrasions on your journey.

I've been feeling a respiratory infection coming on for three days now but it has yet to hit. I have a little bit of a sore throat, kind of feel like I need to cough but it won't happen. Maybe if I believe REALLY hard, this won't progress into full blown tuberculosis.

I need to fix my rack and peanut steering and the extra cash would really help.

UPDATE I thought about doing my taxes. I'll put it off until later.

I'm thinking about doing my taxes now.

I really want some damn Swedish Fish right now.

I could tell you.

My plan is to live until I die.

Nothing's good enough for me. I'm gonna go live on the street in a cardboard box for a while, it'll be legit.

#rekt rekt by yourself no less

???

true, true. so it's not just me then.

Because everyone here is nuts. YOU FIT RIGHT IN

SHIT

he's thingken of life

>tfw 10 year anniversary is coming up in September

We're gonna need to add you to a homeland security watchlist now, just to be on the safe side.

Desus and Mero is funny.

I found myself just hammering jab and not moving my head enough, I couldn't string together a three-punch combo to save my life.

I just can't bother myself with self-congratulatory masturbation like industry award ceremonies. I like it, I watch it.

That comes afterward. Actually, I take that back. I went on a 0-4 slide in Fight Night after I got properly buzzed, so I might as well have put my penis in the ceiling fan. It would have been quicker.

I hold my bad feelings in until it explodes in rage. Then I cry afterward.