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Codename: Jackass

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  1. I heard this song the other night and all of a sudden I'm hooked.
  2. Real lone wolf alphas don't get tied down by a ball and chain, you gotta roam, play the field, sow your wild oats.
  3. Blame AccuWeather
  4. When you can cook a mean five course meal that tastes good and looks pretty, you don't hide that light under a basket. You let that light shine bright.
  5. I REALLY DO HOPE YOU KNO-OW THERE COULD BE HELL BELOW
  6. All it did was drizzle, spit some slushy snow for half an hour, then sleet for another twenty minutes or so at like 3:00 AM.
  7. Current status: colder than a witch's tit.
  8. Whenever I would worry about what next calamity would befall me, my mom would always tell me "Don't borrow trouble from tomorrow." Just live day to day, man, there's no point getting upset over things that haven't happened yet.
  9. My cat died earlier this afternoon, thanks for reminding me.
  10. Put a lil' bit o' that special sumthin' into the dishes you prepare to win them over.
  11. YouTube will give you whatever it decides and you will like it that way.
  12. "And I'm just not in the mood for that right now." I agree, Eric.
  13. Sometimes I think about that and I have to stop because if I don't I'll drive myself crazy. I started cracking up a little bit when I was like 19 and have never really been the same.
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