Codename: Jackass

I haven't watched The Untitled Action Bronson Show, but I probably should give it a go at some point.

It's hit and miss but there's good stuff. Definitely not Buzzfeed. There's this show called Abandoned where the host explores old derelict sites and explores their history and then skates in them if he can. It's Suppertime is my new favorite cooking show. There's Hamilton's Pharmacopeia, where he travels around the world, gets high as fuck b and explores the cultural and scientific impact of psychoactives. Noisey does interviews with musicians. Lots of other stuff too. There's probably something on there for you if you're liberal and between the ages of 18 and 35.

We're gonna make some garlic bread that's gonna light your asshole on fire.

THIS GUY'S GREAT I WANT TO MAKE BUTTER CHICKEN CURRY NOW

It always ends with the same result.

They perform some function really really well and there will always be more snails to replace the ones you step on, along with many, many more. A lot of them also live where humans don't go all that often.

I have this little brass statuette of a snail somewhere that my grandpa gave to me a long time ago. It looks kind of like this. I don't know why he had a brass snail. Maybe he used it as a paperweight or something, but I've had it forever. It's one of the few things I have from him, he lived in Washington most of my life and died when I was ten. He'd had a stroke a couple years after I was born and lingered for a while. He was fiercely independent and liked to do what he could for himself. He died when he hit his head after falling while shaving.

I like this album, it's my favorite kind of mollusk-core.

I see these little slugs all the time in the spring. I hear they're nuisances and eat your plants but I don't have any plants I particularly care about so I leave them alone.

Make sure you only dress yourself if your partner is going to do the same.

RIP your fuel pump.

I've had mixed feelings about HEEHEE Productions ever since Ethan started bitching about YouTube killing their ad revenue with every other video but some of their old videos are great.

HAW HAW

Unevenedge.com is the only thing that matters to me. All other things are inconsequential.

mild kek

I've had good regular turds here lately.

I wouldn't know.

It's not the same at all. If you don't like cilantro just leave it out, nobody's forcing you to like something you don't like. It might share certain chemicals with soap but it most assuredly doesn't taste like soap to me or most of the others in this thread.

Kinda bitter and pungent with grassy tones. Peppery, a little bit lemony, but sweet too. I don't know, it just tastes green and fresh, it's hard to describe because it's so aromatic. Honestly it reminds me of the flavor of hops in certain ways. Some people's tongues taste certain compounds more strongly than others. There's another genetic variant that determines how much you notice bitterness, which could explain why some people hate coffee and beer so much.

Every year in February. NFL season runs from August to January when you account for preseason and postseason.

Patriots and Eagles. Truly this is the darkest timeline.