Codename: Jackass

I think people that live in villages do a lot of boning. It stands to reason that Olympic Villagers do Olympic boning.

possibly

I was reviewing e-juice flavors. I gave the Tiger's Blood a 4/5.

lol

We need Sponges to write a story about that. Maybe work some dinosaurs in later.

They gave out thousands of free condoms at Pyeongchang as well.

I really really should have devoted my life to an Olympic sport.

It's a lot, right?

Whathappens at Unitarian Universalist religious service?

I'll pay you in Trident Layers.

I am mildly disturbed by this development.

How much snow is too much?

The class looks at me in shock, unable to fathom my intelligence. One student pipes up. "...How? I can't even understand its sheer nuance and subtlety." I say "Well... WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!!" One student laughs, and I turn around to see who the fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein. -Neil deGrasse Tyson

Abra-Abracadabra I'm gonna reach out and grab ya Steve Miller Band, 1982.

I don't seek enlightenment. I seek infotainment.

For Christ's sake, what the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously. What is malfunctioning in your brain?

You need to delete this absolutely unpatriotic thread right now. This is an affront to the greatness of the United States of America, our Dear Leader will not be mocked in this fashion.

FUCK YEAH NOW LET'S GET DRUNK AND STUPID

Did you numb?

Tasted kinda like apple.

fuckin bitches on this circlejerk website hello

bye you won't see me anymore see you tomorrow

I recall squirrleygod made a big "bye bitch" thread and hasn't come back but he wasn't really a very prolific member. but after a dozen quit the boards threads apiece, you can usually count on certain elements returning.

The people that announce their departures almost never stay gone, you know that. Goodbye forever just in case.

RIP Billy gone but not forgotten