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Codename: Jackass

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    Doubtful
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    Okay, you're being willfully ignorant now. "News outlet has pre-written obit for decrepit VIP" does not equal "news outlet makes everything up."
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    congratulations you're one year closer to your inevitable demise you creep closer second by second no one escapes the inexorable decline enjoy this birthday, dog, it may be your last.
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    Packard has a Ph. D. in understanding human nature, he works in a casino, he knows everything, fantastic, winning bigly.
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    I've had Full Metal Jacket on the brain for a week now. Fuck man
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    ALL WE ARE IS DUST IN THE WIND
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    That was the most interesting part of OP's day and he was so excited he had to share.
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    The most painful part is when they anesthetize your mouth. After that it's EZ. If it hurts while they drill then they are a shitty dentist.
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    >tfw you have iron GI tract and you rarely puke or have diarrhea but then you eat bad stuff and wishyou could get it the fuck out of there I know this feel
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    I will buy you a new life.
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    They call them Jawbreakers for a reason.
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    And I said goddamn.
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    Paint this. Or don't. It's your painting.
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    There's no cold metal or lizard scales underneath that at all. Nope, no sir.
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    Yes. Look at that warm, charismatic smile that fills his face with joy. Yep, just a normal person, what a nice dude!
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    Watch as he tries to smile like a normal human. Look at those dead eyes. He's got to be a psychopath. https://gph.is/2qn8F2B
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    It's nice to see the little weasel squirm, but in the end nothing positive will come of this.
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    You have AIDS, I'm sorry
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    eventually
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    Yep you're gonna die
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    Are you very stressed? Do you sleep poorly? Do you use a lot of stimulants, even caffeine or nicotine? Do you have anxiety?
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    >tfw they dump the water from the sewage treatment plant into a creek that leads directly back to the lake where we get our water Fucking city.
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