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UnevenEdge

Codename: Jackass

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  1. I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND ME Q__Q
  2. who
  3. like and subscribe if u agree
  4. >tfw u have a 🔥🔥🔥 fap sesh and then realize the futility of masturbation like and subscribe if u agree
  5. don't fucking tell me shit about how to live my life
  6. >tfw u have a 🔥🔥🔥 fap sesh and then u cum and want to rewind the past ten minutes so it never happened like & subscribe if u agree
  7. >tfw u find some 🔥🔥🔥 porn u were going 2 save and then feel disgusted with it and with urself once u cum and u close the tab and go 2 sleep like and subscribe if u relate
  8. I never knew u were a grill
  9. Actually I did watch a couple episodes of Cowoy Bobeps (i have watched dis show) a couple weeks back for nostalgia, so I'm a liar liar pants on fire.
  10. I haven't watched anime since 2013.
  11. Do you like trains?
  12. Ecigs are for manchildren who will also die of cancer.
  13. Life is pointless suffering briefly interspersed with apathy and ennui.
  14. I hope that unsuccessful pick-up attempt was worth the early death from lung cancer.
  15. I'm gonna see if I can get some smokers to defend their poor life choice now.
  16. Congratulations MusketBoned.
  17. you can't have cookies for breakfast but you can have Cookie Crisp
  18. You should pour the dish soap all inside its package and then return it.
  19. Jesus has risen.
  20. This guy seems nothing like Viper or Zeni... Hmm, must be one of them.
  21. don't go to work go back to bed sleep the day away oh wait you're a wagie nevermind TIME TO GET UP WAGIE! WAAAAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! GO MAKE MONEY FOR YOUR MASTERS! GO PAY TAXES TO FUND MY WORK-FREE LIFESTYLE WAGIE!
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