Codename: Jackass

That's what women are for AM I RIGHT MEN? WOOO SEXIST HUMOR *the crowd cheers madly"

Sorry

Then you're never gonna make it.

I getcha a couple times in the nose with a triphammer right jab and then a lightning left hook to the jaw, knockout button, night-night.

Eat mackerel and salmon.

Shut up

Placebo

Good luck, I'm behind seven proxies.

Hmmm...

86 guests online as of right now.

Spambots? Russian operatives? FBI?

This is a simulation of hell.

Extra info: it would drain extra when I put soap on it. Not sure why, but in the shower I'd wash it with soap until I stopped getting anything out of it. You'd be amazed how much blood and pus can come out of a spider bite.

Gross story alert!!! So there was this one time I got bitten by a spider and it got really gnarly. The spider bit me in the cleft between my ass cheeks, directly beneath the base of my spine, right where the ass crack begins. I thought it might have just been a mosquito bite or similar on the first couple days, but when I sat down in my car one night before going to work, it felt like someone was poking me with a needle right in that spot. Not fun. It proceeds to swell throughout the night, and every time I take a step it hurts. The next morning I wake up and the thing has spontaneously popped in the night, and there's a big bloody spot on my bed and shorts. The thing is weeping bloody, venom-digested flesh and it smells putrid. I'm not running a fever and I don't have insurance, so fuck it, take a shower, clean the area extra well, and stuff some toilet paper in my ass crack and go to work. The pain has subsided, thankfully, but it's still draining freely, and every hour I have to stop in the bathroom and cram more toilet paper in my underwear to keep it at bay. It smells horrible, it's this disgusting mixture of pus and black/red blood. This goes on for about a week. Finally, it heals, but I still have a dent in my ass cheek from this fucking spider.

Please credit me with some intelligence (If not, just credit me) I come in value packs of ten and five varieties

BUT I'D RATHER BE A DICK THAN A SWALLOWER We goin' back to 2013 in this bitch

truly a vision of hell on earth

I believe I had a varicella vaccination, but then I ended up catching chicken pox anyway. Either way, I was pretty young, probably three or four years old, and I remember having chicken pox.

FTP is broken.

Chinese cartoons are AIDS.