Codename: Jackass

congratulations you're one year closer to your inevitable demise you creep closer second by second no one escapes the inexorable decline enjoy this birthday, dog, it may be your last.

Packard has a Ph. D. in understanding human nature, he works in a casino, he knows everything, fantastic, winning bigly.

I've had Full Metal Jacket on the brain for a week now. Fuck man

ALL WE ARE IS DUST IN THE WIND

That was the most interesting part of OP's day and he was so excited he had to share.

The most painful part is when they anesthetize your mouth. After that it's EZ. If it hurts while they drill then they are a shitty dentist.

>tfw you have iron GI tract and you rarely puke or have diarrhea but then you eat bad stuff and wishyou could get it the fuck out of there I know this feel

I will buy you a new life.

They call them Jawbreakers for a reason.

And I said goddamn.

Paint this. Or don't. It's your painting.

There's no cold metal or lizard scales underneath that at all. Nope, no sir.

Yes. Look at that warm, charismatic smile that fills his face with joy. Yep, just a normal person, what a nice dude!

Watch as he tries to smile like a normal human. Look at those dead eyes. He's got to be a psychopath. https://gph.is/2qn8F2B

It's nice to see the little weasel squirm, but in the end nothing positive will come of this.

You have AIDS, I'm sorry

eventually

Yep you're gonna die

Are you very stressed? Do you sleep poorly? Do you use a lot of stimulants, even caffeine or nicotine? Do you have anxiety?

>tfw they dump the water from the sewage treatment plant into a creek that leads directly back to the lake where we get our water Fucking city.

They've lasted almost a year. Decent budget earbuds. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003EM8008/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1523349258&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=panasonic+earbuds+ergofit&dpPl=1&dpID=31T7cG1RxpL&ref=plSrch

Have you ever suffered from the phenomenon of being "hangry"?

Rhabdo