Codename: Jackass

MIght as well see a doctor, that's what they're for. I had a mirror break on the top of my foot when I was kid and it was injured something like your finger, I was like five years old and still don't think I've seen so much blood in my life. Sometimes if I step the wrong way it still makes my whole foot tingle.

Just keep gauze and disinfectant on until it heals. Or pay for stitches. Up to you.

Yeah, he can have one called "Martin Van Nostrand".

He died

Who cares

I'll be a reference. "ya she does good job you hire now" boom you got the job.

I use a couple box fans and leave the bedroom door open.

I don't have an air conditioner in my bedroom either. I tolerate it because I'm trying to save money.

I don't have central air either, I have used windowunits my whole life. Or do you just not have air conditioning at all?

tfw you have no B team, just C and F.

Alright, summer's here now. Time to die.

I didn't think of it last night but I wanted to stay legends never die.

Piss is nasty

Not really

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in printer.

Smiled at the cute receptionist, sexual harassment report incoming.

attaboy

Spilled a glass of water on the floor at work I'm gonna get fired for sure.

That's kinda hot

Nag champa Makes it easier to talk to the aliens.