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Learning how to bullshit a paper is an art and a skill. It requires practice. You’ll learn how to write a fluff paper the more your practice at it.

GASP!!!! WOAHMG!!!

Yeah. Most shitty jobs, they test for. Minus restaurants.

Yeah. They are true. Fuck that place. I almost did lead a revolution in my place during lunch. But......realized I was leading Africans. Literal Africans.

I don’t mind people utilizing Amazon as a service for shopping. That’s what it is there for. Expecting things at light speed is over utilizing it and that is what I hate. Lower your expectations a little for a 45 item order, Karen. Yes, I had to an order twice. It was 45 items. I was pissed. Did it once, but it got kicked back because I “was missing items”. Bull. Fucking. Shit. (Found out later that the customer called and complained that they didn’t get some things. impossible, because it came with a packaging slip, which I HAVE to scan before sending shit out and HAVE to scan everything.) Had to make that order twice. We got the order to get SAME day, when we estimated 2 day for her.

Short answer: Fuck no. Long answer: See previous posts

To clarify, the “Fuck Beezos” mentality is purely because of his shitty treatment. We don’t get Amazon Prime for free. We get a discount code for 10% off upto $1000 on Amazon. Among other things.

Sentai Filmworks did a surprise sale extension take advantage of cheap animes!!

Meaning, I don’t talk loudly. I guess I should’ve said “soft spoken” or “shy”.

I can fuck up the website if I wanted. I don’t because I actually more than tolerate several people here.

Yep

Long ago. He’s forsaken this place, though. I mean look at the United States. He’s been gone for a LOOOOOONG ass time.

I considered it. Seriously. Was ready to lead a revolution and everything. Then, I found out that most of the staff (99%) are Africans, literal Africans, and don’t necessarily speak English or are afraid that if they talk, they will lose their jobs. White people have them scared (literally all but 1 person in a position of power is White).

Here, this is one of the best paying jobs out. They are just trying to keep warm bodies right now, but they pretty much hire anyone. You literally made a name to try and start some bullshit. Too bad you’ve failed.

Several want to suck Beezo’s dick and rim him, too. The SMART ones have the “fuck this place and Beezos” mentality. We do just enough to not get fired, but not enough to be exceptional.

Yes. It is an actual warehouse. If you see a tent, it’s probably for something Amazon is piloting.

I do. I can’t say a lot of the others do. They are mostly Africans. Literal Africans.

Most of the food in a “fine dining” restaurant is pretty much the SAME FUCKING QUALITY AND BRAND as the food you get in a chain restaurant. Difference is that the high end restaurant cooks your food from scratch.....with cooks that usually have records as big as the menu.

Our FC (fulfillment center) has fans and AC, but they still treat us like fucking cattle. We have to keep up a certain rate. They constantly monitor it. Constantly.

I’m a packer. 12 hour shifts. Picking is easy as shit in our building. The shelving comes to you via robots. You barely move. Packing is a bitch. Standing all day, barely moving your feet, and when you do, you fucking get yelled at for not being at your station packing. 😐 Make rate. No music. No sounds. No talking. No smiles. Rather be in the dock. Dock is AMAZING. You either: Take shit off the truck and put them on pallets, or put shit from pallets on the truck, or put shit on or off the truck onto a belt. No rate. No managing/micromanaging. Music is playing. You move the whole time. Light work for 12 hours.

Astroglide, empty restaurant bottles, sleeping pills, grill lighters, and gummy bears all together.

Amazon just throws your shit in a box and sends it to you. They don't even give a shit if it breaks.

It’s just like saying “you”. Can be singular or plural.

You’re not wrong. The higher up I look at people in my building, the less they interact with other people/humans. Fuck, just my Process Assistants (basically shift leads/supervisors) don’t even bother looking at us. They just stare at their computers with algorithms and productivity shit on walls and move us to keep with their flow numbers and rate.

..........They give "skin regenerating lotion" in the bathroom....so.....technically, yes.