lupin_bebop

Why should I give shits?

I was going to do stuff then be lazy today, but my mom had to go and fuck that up.

No.

Okay. I’m glad I’m not the only one. I missed work in my late 20s when I worked at Apple, and people were planning my funeral for the same reason. I never missed a day of work for like 7 years. They thought I might have been involved with a stage falling or a fight with the families, because I had just done a wedding.

I know little guy is sick.....but imagining that.....is......fucking. HILARIOUS

I have never had the flu shot. Ever. Got the flu once when I was a kid in school. Once in my early 20s, and once in my late 20s. Hilarious part is that all 3 times.....I was working out and in peak physical condition and health.

Yes. I have. Couple of times in my life. Yes. I can confirm. It does suck. Royally.

Wanna trade? I’ll take your job and money, and you can have my darker-than-you skin. We’ll call it even.

HAHAHAHAHAH. They are about to get FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED in that one.

Hah. I had a place I went to Rick roll me.

Cool

Yeah. Adulthood does that. I still have a little of mine up.

And the penny drops.....