Finishing a project I’ve been working on
Getting a vocal take right within 1-3 tries
Not having to drive to BFE for a client
Not wearing pants
the feeling after a great fart
Executing a real live taint singing “Let It Go”
dipping your balls in wax
Impeaching Trump
Using the English language correctly
really good service at a decent restaurant, and you can afford to tip your waiter well because because
Lotioning your taint after a marathon
Yelling real loud into a cat’s ass
Fresh French fries
Leading a revolution against the proletariat
Rescuing food with the 5-second rule
The perfect piece of bacon
The juiciest burger bite
First bite of a Nathan’s hot dog
First lick of a fresh scoop of ice cream in a waffle cone
taking your pants off as soon as you get home