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lupin_bebop

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  1. taking your pants off without your hands actually BEING the Pope punting a baby into a shot glass Winning Jackbox Games.....like Aliens.
  2. I almost TL;DR you here......but....no.
  3. IZ DAT SUM POKEMON FUSION
  4. OKAY. READY BITCHES. MIGHT GRAB A COUPLE OF SHOTS WHILE DOING THIS.
  5. You mean "Xenoverse 3"?
  6. K
  7. ...........Save your mental breakdown for a professional. Here is not the place. I implore you to get help.
  8. Yes, but not for you. Also, no.
  9. Waking up early knowing you can go back to sleep sticking a cactus up Hitler's ass
  10. Hyperbole. You sure as Hell don’t speak for me.
  11. Am I the only one who imagined like Great Gatsby vibe with a southern accent?
  12. I AM a millennial. I pay bills and everything. Just don’t have time for constant [long, block paragraphs] that don’t pay my bills or help me in any way.
  13. This should go in Movies & Television
  14. I did. Everyday. With my fucking parents.
  15. If this was Babbling or Rants, I'd probably read this.......but since it isn't: TL;DR.
  16. Yeah. I know the feeling. I hate it when people don’t. You’re ASKING to get sick or cause another ‘s sickness. Fuck your senior manager. I don’t want your dick hands everywhere.
  17. I dunno if you guys can take my depraved sense of glamor.....I mean humor.
  18. I did this for weeks at Amazon
  19. .......D-Did I just invent a new genre of porn?
  20. It was going to be the corn, the porn, or being torn apart by improv horns. I'm going for torn porn.....much better feeling....and possible lube purchases.
  21. Lube is in your top drawer. Tissues are on your nightstand.
  22. Wasn’t ashamed of anything. I like what I like. Fuck anyone who told me what I can and can’t watch.
  23. ......I hope it’s not the cold/flu. That would really suck.
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