lupin_bebop

I took this in Sam's Club months ago....I was hoping it wasn't real FOREVER. I STILL don't want to believe it.

Meh.

Finishing a project I’ve been working on Getting a vocal take right within 1-3 tries Not having to drive to BFE for a client Not wearing pants the feeling after a great fart

OMG CHEESE WHEELS

She decided to sit like a people.

I should ask one of the franchisees (if I can find their number) how many extra they have. >.>

Executing a real live taint singing “Let It Go” dipping your balls in wax Impeaching Trump Using the English language correctly really good service at a decent restaurant, and you can afford to tip your waiter well because because

A Fat Nazi in overalls and a cowboy hat?

..........Garlic toast......with cheese

Lotioning your taint after a marathon Yelling real loud into a cat’s ass Fresh French fries Leading a revolution against the proletariat Rescuing food with the 5-second rule

Yes his beard. It had bread behind it.

I haven’t see that in FOREVER

Meh

Lotioning someone else’s butt after a shower Kicking a fucking bee Becoming a motherfucking sorcerer Electrojaculating a capuchin monkey

I had a dream once that I tried to flying kick Chuck Norris in the face. Unfortunately, he flexed his beard and roundhoused me in the face.

Meat Loaf

MINE JONES

The perfect piece of bacon The juiciest burger bite First bite of a Nathan’s hot dog First lick of a fresh scoop of ice cream in a waffle cone taking your pants off as soon as you get home

Or Iowa. Or Kansas