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I’ll take it.

5 reasons my roommate is about to catch hands: I cooked steak, and they complained about char…..from a charcoal grill. Then continued to eat $30 worth of steak, and had the audacity to ask for more. Ate my food. Literally ate it in front of me, knew I saw them do it, and tried to act like they didn’t then, tried to gaslight me, saying they bought that food they didn’t I’m the only one who buys food you don’t have to heat up in the microwave (or that you have to actually cook). Went $6K+ into debt buying a PS5, Xbox Series X, and new TV instead of a new water heater, roof, and landscaping for the house….that THEY own. I ADHD Brained for a second and accidentally left my laundry basket on the washer on day….and they barred me from using the washer, drier, and grill….because they were upset I washed dishes instead of moving my laundry basket. They came home to me cleaning the house and kitchen on day…..and yelled at me like I had a tail. Took their work bullshit out on me. I IMMEDIATELY got them back by paying their rent in $1 bills, nickels, dimes, and pennies.

Nah. Keep this. Fuck that cold and ice and winter shit.

Yeah.....this is definitely in the Tim and Eric/Eric Andre brain rot time of Adult Swim programming

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I’ve got something for you: : , ! ( - ) ; “ & ” ? \ _ / . They are called “punctuation marks,” and you need to use them. They are free. Making me think I’m on Wheel of Fortune or some shit while reading that bullshit. Thinking: “Can a motherfucker buy a fucking period, my dude?”

……….They have people for that.

That really sucks. I guess it was bursting at the seams containing all the Internet for you.

Nah. I don’t need them. I prefer not to have any, so people stop asking for them. That way, when I DO decide on the super rare occasion I decide to make an adventure to the vault and grab a spare one once every few presidencies or so, it’s seen as an absolute delight and gift from the golden gates of Xerxes.

Well, then they'll find out.

Shopping cart, basket, or cart. In Miami, I’ve heard it referred to as a “Methhead Mobile Home”

You definitely had me in the first half there. Well played.

Meh. He’s an asshole. He used to throw shit at me, tell me I wouldn’t amount to anything, and treats me with passive disrespect and distrust. I pretty much don’t do anything around my family unless I’m being paid to or I absolutely have to.

WHELP. I’m gonna go and wither away into dust now.

This has been living in my head rent free lately.

If you put milk in first, you're a sociopath. I have yet to be proven wrong with this one.

I definitely remember this. I remember being on the old boards when this was happening, LIVE. Fuck, I remember someone (and whom that someone is) making a meme name about it, and subsequently getting banned over it.

Yes. I was dead center in the middle of totality. It was awesome.

The same thing that's awaiting us at the end of line: Nothing. [Actually, mine got deleted, because self-depreciation wasn't the call of the day then]

Nah. It's not like that. Was playing Lethal Company with my group of usual suspects over drinks. Someone wanted to see what one of our bodies was worth in game (because EVERYTHING is sellable), which got us talking about it. So, we decided to literally see what a human life would be worth, because, well, when in a debate over drinks, I DEFINITELY don't want to pay for everyone's drinks.

I did the math, and it would be more beneficial for myself, my family, and everyone around me if I simply died right now. The insurance money would square away my family, friends, and debts. It's a cold, hard, logical win-win scenario.

I will not answer texts or calls from people simply because I'm not sure if they can handle my response. Mostly because I just want to go back to sleeping, drinking, or Internet. I don't like being on the phone.

@PhilosipherStoned That sounds like a normal Thursday for some people.

Really? Ad hominem personal attacks? Really?