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Well, then they'll find out.

Shopping cart, basket, or cart. In Miami, I’ve heard it referred to as a “Methhead Mobile Home”

You definitely had me in the first half there. Well played.

Meh. He’s an asshole. He used to throw shit at me, tell me I wouldn’t amount to anything, and treats me with passive disrespect and distrust. I pretty much don’t do anything around my family unless I’m being paid to or I absolutely have to.

WHELP. I’m gonna go and wither away into dust now.

This has been living in my head rent free lately.

If you put milk in first, you're a sociopath. I have yet to be proven wrong with this one.

I definitely remember this. I remember being on the old boards when this was happening, LIVE. Fuck, I remember someone (and whom that someone is) making a meme name about it, and subsequently getting banned over it.

Yes. I was dead center in the middle of totality. It was awesome.

The same thing that's awaiting us at the end of line: Nothing. [Actually, mine got deleted, because self-depreciation wasn't the call of the day then]

Nah. It's not like that. Was playing Lethal Company with my group of usual suspects over drinks. Someone wanted to see what one of our bodies was worth in game (because EVERYTHING is sellable), which got us talking about it. So, we decided to literally see what a human life would be worth, because, well, when in a debate over drinks, I DEFINITELY don't want to pay for everyone's drinks.

I did the math, and it would be more beneficial for myself, my family, and everyone around me if I simply died right now. The insurance money would square away my family, friends, and debts. It's a cold, hard, logical win-win scenario.

I will not answer texts or calls from people simply because I'm not sure if they can handle my response. Mostly because I just want to go back to sleeping, drinking, or Internet. I don't like being on the phone.

@PhilosipherStoned That sounds like a normal Thursday for some people.

Really? Ad hominem personal attacks? Really?

As badly as I want to see that (No, seriously, I do. I'm really starved for entertainment right now), I don't know if it's really worth all that for this. I'd rather listen to this over the normal drivel I hear on a daily basis.

.......Those must've been some REALLY damn good gummies.

He's the villain the NBA needs. He just happens to ALSO fit the role that you need, too.

...........Why in the Hell does this look like a clown speed fucked a rainbow while attempting to do a TikTok challenge on Ritalin and PCP?

This was literally totally uncalled for. 😐

..............Nope.

I have no idea what the Hell you're talking about. I don't leave the house unless I have to for work or otherwise being paid to.

Man.....that's.....not fun. Maybe I should call it a day, instead of looking into my own future like this.