Con prep is the worst. Especially when they decide to do inspections.
My default is Morpheus from the Matrix.
As well as his sword and guns.
My apartment complex decided that year to inspect our building at that time when they were supposed to be done with them the week prior.
Of course, imagine their surprise when they see a black guy with a black leather trench coat, several (4) P228s, 2 1911s, a mini MP5K, and a fucking KATANA, all in the same room.