lupin_bebop

Finally got ahold of one of these bastards. Spent 7 Pokeballs on it, too. Fucker.

She's working on that double chin just like you, isn't she?

You look like Raven Simone gained 250 pounds, then fucked a T-Rex.

You look like Martin Lawrence in Big Momma fucked an Oompa Loompa.

Learn to wash your hands after taking a shit. You wouldn't have this problem.

So.......honky? Okay.

Actually, I get legal everything. It’s kinda nice. Don’t have to play games. Just ask.

I’m sorry to hear that. That stinks. On a related note:

I don’t know if you know this......but Texas is FUCKING HUGE. Think like this: You’re driving, and you’ve been driving 7 hours in Texas.....and you’re STILL IN TEXAS. Better example: I’ve driven to Miami from where I am in Texas. Takes me 18-20 hours, depending on traffic, etc. 10-12 of those hours is spent GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF TEXAS

Well, fuck....... That's the last time I try to show some genuine concern for you as a friend. Dick.

No matter what. Sonic 3 was the best Sonic game of all time.

I hope they do the Squirtle Squad glasses.

Surprised that I didn't see any of Mochi's "art" there.

My logic is undeniable. You know it.

So......does Clayface know you're cheating on him with bukkake masters?

Congratulations. I bet your back will thank you.

.......................Was updating us entirely necessary? Do you want stalkers? Because this is how you get stalkers.

Wow. That’s a first. I’ll be damned. You finally learned how to pay your phone bill without mommy’s help.

Nah. Just......yeah. Lots of things. Kinda need a drink. Kinda need a bullet to the brain.

The system is not quite perfect yet. It’s the same way with a couple people I know and myself.

Oh, you peoples.....

Me too. I had to rid myself of so many of them.

Yes. I’m getting eggs. I’ve seen reports of some people not immediately getting them. If your egg queue is full, you won’t receive one. That’s just how that works.