lupin_bebop

............or

I’ll let Dr. Cox take this one for me: https://youtu.be/3zNjQecyjE8

I don’t need bogus Apple tech support. I AM Apple tech support. I know what the fuck I am doing (literal titled Genius in the Apple store). I love to get those numbers and troll them into the ground. Especially when they answer with *thick Indian accent* “TacK Sapoet, James Smith speekan.” I almost always call and tell them I am from Apple’s Internal Audit Department (doesn’t exist), and listen to them panic.

Every time I get one of those, I like to fuck with them. SO much fun.

South Texas, yeah.

......Whiskey, steak, and Mac and cheese.

That bitch is going to have to wait in line. Puerto Rico is next , fuckers.

.........

.........Why?

Wrong again. I CAN. I just don’t.

Don't need to know. Your portraits tell me everything, Clayface.

Bitch, my cholesterol is lower than yours. Shut the fuck up. and get back to work in your discount store.

Okay........new office, then.

No. Now, I'm DEFINITELY not going to try it. 😐

............Move out of your mom's house, dude.

I see that all the time. Don't drink it, but see it.

Same shit. Different day. Shitposting. Not giving a fuck. Hating shit. Fucked up life.

No. My bad, though. I played Song of Storms in my last 2 DJ sets.

Yes. This is true. The political turmoil portion is a little bit of a stretch, but the ACTUAL article is accurate.