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cyberbully

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  1. Welp, my toilet was already clean...But because of this post I'm going to piss and shit all over it out of spite. I don't need to vomit right now.....buuuuut, maybe after the piss and shit.
  2. I's kinda both....Like the share the same base but split off after a bit. Sometime I try to wack them off to see which cums first but I always wind up pulling one off.
  3. I think that's where Bikini Bottom on Spongebob comes from....Which is why the creatures are deformed, and interact with each other differently and there are many things at the bottom like human trash and structures....All that the sealife use to maintain their society. I saw a video on it but I don'tt wanna look for it right now.
  4. Aw c;mon....In the shower, flicking the bean.....Just randomly while doing high kicks in the mirror? Somewhere you have a visual identity of it and would notice if it changed.
  5. Archie's Mysteries.
  6. You were expecting Khia, but it was me....DIO.
  7. All the way down....Lid and all. All that bitching will stop when she has to lift the seat to pee too......Can't fall in when the toilet becomes a full on chair. I don't know where this idea came from that women decide bathroom rules, but I don't adhere to that shit.
  8. Pretty sure we've never had a "galley" per se where you can see things other people upload.....I've asked for such a thing before and KN shot it down. As far as things acrchiving on your account thet you, yourself paosted.....I think I've seen that, but rarely am I looking for my own pics here that I have saved in my own files on my phone or comp.
  9. This is what it's like when quackers quacks.
  10. Commercials. Sometimes I wind up at people's houses who have regular TV and I like to sit through the commercials. Where else can you see a dude with a skunk trying to sell you a car at your local Tom Billingsly Ford.
  11. He's a parody of a parody. His existence transcends any ire he tries to gravitate his way. It's like an immortal who can't die, but tries to anyway. In some ways, I envy his lot but I wish it upon no one.
  12. It might seem like a while to you because you're kinda monotone.....But it hasn't been that long for the rest of us.
  13. Option 1: We have a lot of folders no one even visits and I can hide them....Only looking at noise, and it's fine. Leave shit alone.
  14. Welp, here we are
  15. I was gonna say stfu, but you owned yourself and now I feel bad.
  16. inebriation
  17. We had an evening meeting at Applebees and now I get to lie in bed and listen to the rain crash on the window. Might bake this red velvet cake and add almonds to half for my daughter, because they irritate my throat.
  18. The bible is bullshit
  19. I found it....I honestly thought White Lady was just this brand of coke mirrors that playboy used to run ads for. Man, the 80s. What a time
  20. Zeni is truly a man that has lived every era.
  21. Tang
  22. I like when it takes my money and then gives money back but less of it.
  23. Unless it's something I NEED to say, lest I forget.....Or if I'm trying to beat someone to a joke, I don't bother posting from my phone too often. I fat finger everything and closing the keyboard to read what I typed is a pain in my ass.
  24. Back on lithium, I used to proof read, punctuate, and correct typos. On node i got more relaxed but still tried to fix anything I came across later. Nowadays, I notice some of my posts are damn near Ghostrek tier and I just don't give a damn. That's it, I'm just barking in the dark.
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