cyberbully

The light turned green but I thoght the officer thoight he could still my=ake the legal right. Tboned my shit (luckly i it es the Vic)....Anyway, betrween bouts of wasking up I remember them asking questions but all I remember is the ambulance. Ifcter gaining consciousness, I started to ask question about my car, thr cop that hit me and my vspe....I realy wanted my vape. Anyway, in excrucruiciartion pain and now I gotta run around liooking for the reports.....Of they had anything on me they would have licked me up as soon as I was discharched but heere I am, looking to brankrupt this shit tiwn.

Tonberry

I usually ask if they are into cakefarts

No....I learned it a year or so ago

This is where I died

This was iike a year ago....They just wated peppa pig Or some other wack shit but had to take DR as part of the deal

ms twerk sum

Science museum and luke warm thai food

what's in the bowl, bitch

HBD, Sagat......Sorry....That's the best I can do right now.

I refuse.

Cats will kill the lot of you given the chance....So the idea that being a cat would be cool....Maybe. You are now an Apex predator with cuteness on your side. Objectively speaking though, they are terrible, violent creatures and short of land dwelling sharks with arms, necks and legs if we're just making shit up....They are the worst animals to walk this Earth save for man.

this gives me such deja vu

Smoking after a dental procedure like that causes dry patches and you might just wind back up in the chair.....But do you. I've had 3 exes that all had to have teeth pulled, they all smoke right after the work, they all wound up prolonging their own pain.... They were told not to smoke for 5 days though...3 weeks seems excessive...Maybe he misspoke or you misheard due to the drugs.

yup

Guac...I love that word [sonic]

Or we can just wait until the water just finishes rising.

As terrible as that one looks, I've been craving one all weekend and decided to get one today.....Now in fact. RIP tummy

Fuck all kinds of duck. Mrs. Baird's is a TX bread company that makes the BEST snacks.....Almost all the store around here carried their products and I would pass by those shitty Little Debbies and Hostess cakes for my home girl Mrs. B. A few days ago I was craving one of her honeybuns and went to the Dollar General where they used to keep them on deck.....I didn't see any and I don't settle so I left and went home for cereal. Sunday rolls around and I made Spaghetti....Wanted to make TX toast and while I generally keep Rye and wheat here at the house, TX toast was to be on Mrs. Biard's thick white bread so I head up to Homeland and look around....No Mrs. Baird's.....So I asked, where is the Mrs. Baird's? The clerk looked and said "hmm, I guess we don't carry that" I was like "well, you used to....Are you just out?" I asked because I saw no empty spaces where it should be. She shrugged and I just said fuck it because what would I expect her to know and just got frozen garlic bread, because I wasn't putting forth the effort for Sara Lee. Today, granted, I still haven't drawn any parallels to the recent events and I stop by my corner store.....Where they always have Mrs. B. and I go to where they should be....Aaaaaaaaand, nope. So I ask the chick at the counter and since we're "kinda" like friends she actually gave me an answer....Hostess has pushed her out of most of OK. I hadn't noticed the shift because they still have her stuff all over TX, and I spend most of my time there anyway....She said they haven't carried Mrs. B since November. Wow, so now I'm pissed.....Hostess and their dry ass cakes have pushed my girl out of business here and I know it's because they are cheaper in bulk....BUT THEY FUCKING SUCK. Luckily I'll be in TX tomorrow and it's time to buy some boxes.

Make sure it's this dog....And play the Gozer music from Ghostbusters

I've seen all of those people except Kehotik Can't really think of a user I haven't seen AND I wonder what they look like....Or even create little fill-in pics for them. Now I kinda want to think about this.

Nah that was recent...I've been calling him a rat for years.

That was way on node. But let me be clear...He wasn't smoking weed at the time...You said he was high and asked if you should tell the supervisor.