cyberbully

I loved that commercial and begged my mom to take me to....Jesus ass....Was it Wendy's?....I don't even remember where that ad came from. All I remember is I didn't get a toy and I was like fuck that place.

I would be salty if I typed any of this for you....Alas, I did not so I'm fine with you not reading it. Not exactly sure what advice I would give a barely literate, transphobic, police apologist trying to mend his failed rap career.

Never fear, I am here with actual advice and not a laundry list of shit you're failing at. First off....Anyone who told you not to do this because you're not......I don't know many of those people listed....But the point being, your aesthetics have nothing to do with your charm, charisma and confidence....Areas you should work on but definitely will work better in your favor as a real person and not some painted poster boy. I've told your before...This isn't a movie. I don't think she would have found the gesture creepy....But really fucking corny.....Make sure you give her the boxes to check if she likes you or not. As a matter of fact, you get confidence and charisma bonus points if you ask for HER number. Now back in the 90s, it was a lot more likely she would just give you the number to a bank or some shit, but instead of giving you her number, she might just ask you to follow her on IG or some shit. This gets you a step closer and she gets a follower. Now if you are pushing thirty, making 10k a year and live with a house full of equally destitute "friends" then you probably don't want to be bothered at work because you are jaded beyond belief....But as long as there wasn't no line or a supervisor breathing down her neck, there is absolutely no reason you couldn't squeeze in some small talk. Especially retail....Most of these people are so beaten into a robotic and addled state that anything to break the monotony is welcomed. I met a girl at Rue 21 when I worked at Staples because I used to just drop by and visit on my lunch. We just chit chatted when I passed by and on social media for years and one night after so long, we went out. Turns out she's a loud drunk and I'm mean to loud people when I'm drunk so it didn't work out in the end, but I got my shot.....We're still cool, but we know better now Anyway, if you go in again....Just man up and ask if she'll like to do something when she's off....it's all about taking the shot dude....And make sure it's a shot and not this.

Stick with me, you'll learn things. ....Here's a teaser.....Stilgar....Totally a chick.

The real twist is most of the people pretending to be dudes are girls too.

Wonder how I missed it....The 3rd person shit looks bland, but the other stages look like fun.

Guess I've never played that one after some quick ytbin'......But why does he look like he has assless chaps.

Asians are up but Chinese are down.....Guess I'll check out some Korean.

Case in point. bbq or buffalo, maybe....but fried can suck it.

Ehhhhh....I guess it's ok.....Not as bad as like fried chicken or tater tots or some shit.

I think the only thing that a microwave has ever heated to a passable edibility is soup and warm drinks. Everything thing else it sucks but's convenient.

Things that I have picked up from my environment tried to force me from entering this thread....Free will is why I'n disapointed.

Well, is this your "objective" thought or just the narrative you don't wish to abandon....See, what "I think" happened....Which is equally as useless as what you think happened, is that yeah, she indeed intended to have sex with Kobiashi....But once it wasn't what she envisioned it was going to be, she wanted to stop....Which no matter what, is her right. Koblakun was like "Bitch, I'm Kobe, I'm busting this nut and gonna disrespect the fuck outta you while I do it" and kept tossing the rod.....That's where it's not ok......You know, if my made up story is truer than yours. But what i don't understand....In all of your objective thought, have you not really alluded to the fact that Kobe himself says he wish he had paid the bitch off like Shaq does.....Innocent people don't generally throw other people under the bus or wish they bought fuck insurance. How do you interpret that? I mean, if it was all about just exposing him and ruining him, all she had to do was prove she fucked him......Tiger's Mistress didn't throw a rape clause into it....because it wasn't rape. Maybe you're generalizing rape like he drug her to the room, ripped her clothes off and forced dick in her.....But rape is a bit of a bigger ball than that, homie. And trust me....Bitches lie....I mean, Emit Till was obliterated because some chick decided she didn't like his attitude.....But in this case, almost all the signs lead to some sort of sexual misconduct.

I used one yesterday. well, Tuesday...I think it's Thursday now...Anyway, yeah. I got it in change after filling up and paid with a cnote

I suddenly want El Tapatio.

Sigh, I read this and for what kinda held my interest just ended in the shittiest way possible...... I was gonna pass it on to my daughter but nah....I'm going to forget i even read this shit.

Wanna match the socks in my sock box.....I'll give you $20. Offered it to my kids but they'd rather just wear mismatched socks instead.......Honestly, me too.

You can get a whole box of 24 at Aldi for like 4 bucks. I have some but haven't had a taste for them yet.

Craving it.

Didn't even get to follow through with this plan, wound up having to take care of some business.....But I still feel like shit. Something has me nauseated as fuck and I haven't even eaten anything yet. And I know some will say, it's because you haven't eaten....But no....I was fine up until like an hour ago but suddenly headache and need to puke but can't. I guess it's for the best....Wel, the fact that I didn't get shitfaced....Not the ugh guts

This'll be me tomorrow....But I won't be sick with some sort of cold.....I'm about to get riggity wrecked son. First I have to build a solar system, but after that.....Garbage tier drunk posting for the remainder of the day.

Well none really, unless you count Blitzle. It just kinda looked like it wanted to fight for me.

See, I appreciate the extra mile but can only slightly excuse that it sounds nothing like the thing it's in parody of.

Are you not?