cyberbully

Then you lied because that's where me calling you a snitch all started.

Love is seeing me playing street fighter with 7 empties in front of me, picking them up, bringing me a fresh one, then coming back in an hour to ask me whatever it was you really came in there for.

This post has Ghostrek stink all over it....Don't be that pantload.

I tried to help him but I've found it's better to mind my own business.

Dick Squirts on the case

How is it daddy issues if you're the same age. I'm actually asking....Is it still daddy issues just because you find him to be in a position of "power"

Reese.....Wither....Fucking....Spoon

C'mon man....don't do that....Tsar is a bit of a fogey and he's one of those "back in my day" guys but he's hardly Packard.

I mean, Stilgar shot you down over bread...It's hardly that serious enough to call you the worst, but this is UEMB and we go hard or go home....Or go hard at home. Something. IDK

I "think" that's on purpose. You're not the first to make that connection and I remember reading she intended it that way......But that info came off FB or Twitter so it's also possibly completely wrong.

I was only associating that post with people here...If we're stepping outside of the boards, you're quite a ways down the list.....I mean you're still just a guy....Not an entity of evil.

You're right....Packard still exists....But if he dies first, you might be a candidate

Poor, misled child....I hope one day you find a nice girl to show you different.

Scoob's hog

Not sure if you saw it, but I edited the review a bit because I saw the post credit scene later.....I think a lot of possibilities opened up that I may have disregarded from not seeing it right away, but the next one might be more my bag.

That's a lot of ramen noodles....Why is everyone breaking character tonight.

I mean he's been play coy with it, but he's not exactly a master of disguise.

JESUS CHRIST was it fucking dumb

I hate to see when you break character. It's all downhill from here.

Emotional....Physical pain is fucking awesome.

*observes*

Ok, just got back....Buddy really enjoyed it.....I tolerated it but have soooooo many gripes. So let's get the things I enjoyed out of the way, since that list is much smaller......The Easter eggs are always welcome in any nostalgia piece....Callbacks to the music from the game, everything from internet references and fanart made an appearance....And other little things peppered in here and there that just made you smile. And Carrey's performance in his final scene, absolutely great. I complained about the dude but what he gave me right before I got out of the seat made me appreciate his contribution. That's about it. He opened up the possibility for a sequel (stay for more end credits too though) that due to my optimism, sounds like it may be better than this. The rest of the movie....Well....lackluster at best. I mean it's obviously geared towards kids, so there was nothing super daring about the dialogue or the action scenes, but that's to be expected. The characters were all introduced in a huge clump and there were no big reveals in the center of the film.....It was more akin to a 3rd grade play where character introduction was presented like. "Here's sonic and here's all the people who like him"....."Over here, we have Robotnik and his cronies....They are bad....Now let's tell the story" It's trite, but again...It's for kids so I wasn't too disappointed with that either......As I continue, I will avoid spoilers but do keep in mind, I will reference the 3 trailers that got shuffled out. The opening scene.....Completely useless....I get it was there simply to explain how Sonic gets to our world, but it could have easily been narrated instead of characters that will never be seen again introduced as if they were going to be important (again, see end credits)....Complete waste of animation and voice actors. FF to Earth....It feels like the movie spends a lot of times making excuses for the stupid decisions the producers made along the way.....Even my son was in constant awe of "why didn't they just do this....It's SONIC". It's like it perpetually asking you to "Look, ignore the fact that he could have just avoided this situation all together by being fast....But we needed to continue this abnormal buddy cop relationship between him and the one human trying to save his life"......If you've seen the trailers, you see that a lot of the scenes happen on a highway.....This is retarded for reasons I can't say without spoiling things, but just let it be known that they saved a lot on the action scenes by this highway being oddly vacant almost all the time. Carrey (save for his final scene) is completely insufferable....It's not like he's playing Robotnik, but more like he's trying to reinvent the character to fit into his damn near rangeless zone of acting.....Every time he was on screen, all I could think is "what incredibly bad pun is coming next" The flow of the film is just so awkward......These are 2 dudes on the run, but they seem to just rationalize wasting time constantly just so they can fit in these terrible relationship development scenes as if any of that is needed.....The human is not needed....He (I have no idea who the actor is) got a payday just to kinda hang out.....I spent most of the time facepalming about how this could have been over in mere minutes if they had done ONE THING, but as I said....It's like the writers and producers KNEW how retarded it was and gave a really tepid excuse as to why it didn't happen that way and just expects the audience to accept it. This would be fine if the character was just 10 years old and only 10 year olds had any barometer with which to evaluate what's given, but it's obvious that the original fans would definitely be showing up with their kids to see the Blue Blur. When other's have seen it, and someone makes a discussion thread, I hope I get to participate, but if you are an old Sonic fan hoping to see something that'll sate that nostalgia thirst....Don't waste your time....You will be left wanting. If you want to entertain a 10 year old who played Sonic 2 and Sonic Mania and watched a bunch of Sanic memes videos....This is your movie. (Edited some parts of the review because i didn't see the post credits until I got home....I really wanted to get out of there because it was packed.)

We're going after I do inventory.....I'll drop the review here instead of making a thread. At least this will give me an excuse to go to El Tap today.

I thank you again for offering to buy from my son....We had our quota though and we might bother you next time lol.

Hotels?....Bro, we don't get hotels....I just bough air mattresses for our camping trip to the science museum.....We are going to sleep on the floor in the commons......The popcorn sales from our pack barely paid the fees to reserve the complex for the day, so that was rather expensive but they worked hard for it.....Had me made less, we would have been camping at the zoo, and no on wanted that. Those kids earned every dime and a ton of people told us no when we were selling and that fine....It's too much, don't buy....Simple...But we had $10 cans too, don't be such a diva.....It's not about you stuffing your face with popcorn, it's about the kids and I like that out pack leaders keep us in the loop of every penny we bring in and isn't pocketing it on their own. You seem so jaded about everything....literally EVERYTHING.....You wanna pretend to be my husband, I can pay the $25 for the extra adult and you can do something cool instead of shitting on other people's endeavors.