PhilosipherStoned

Tax write off?

See that's the problem I bleieve you, but if he plays the Joe Dirt angle I'm gonna have to bring my man.... and stab him with a soldering Iron.

I feel like I could sign off on him having a very punchable face, but when it comes time for the punching he'd have too many jokes ready, but maybe I'm giving the dude too much credit.

Seems like David Spade always makes these lists, and I'm never sure if it's just because he himself has a 'punchable face' or people just hate a lot of annoying roles he's played. Personally I just want to rope him with a bungee cord.

I mean it aint a gourmet cooking project, but I actually like it over the craft shit..

This robbery is now unofficially sponsored by cheetos. How weird would it be if advertisers actually inserted themselves into real life extreme situations like this? I mean on a dark note with online platform media it kind of happens already...but like imagine if a robbery in progress was actually interrupted by some hired big corp goons. K This last tall boy might have gotten me...

Also I just want to make sure people know these are a thing because they go hard as hell....

psssh. keep your lousy new age marketing attempt.

Maybe if you guess my favorite cheetos flavor.

Fuck now I need Cheetos. Get out of here with your clever marketing mascots.

That's one that stays in the back of your mind and never goes away for sure. I've seen netizens arguing over who manipulated who saying that the one little girl should know better and she just manipulated the other that had schizophrenia, but the little girl that had schizophrenia sounded so chilling and unemotional about it all so it's hard to say. I tend to agree more with the argument that peer pressure, and escapism are the real culprits, and the two killers share about the same blame.

Answer with: "Welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic,where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!" I mean sometimes they still respond utterly perplexed, but it's still a banger of an intro.

This? https://fb.watch/silVqpn6g6/

I don't buy big packs either unless it's like a party so I feel ya. I was only in it for the laughs not going to lie just trollin. Though all mexican imports tasting the same just about I still agree with, except Tecate that shit always seems like bottom of the barrel hogwash which ironically tastes like budweiser... I wonder why.

I don't always miss the context of a gif posted at me, but when I do... Beer is beer to me anyway so like I said cheers... The idea of overhauling my fridge for mexican import though? I mean to each their own I guess lol. Don't listen to Dos Equis guy though he's clealry biased.

Geeze someone's clearly never had Mexican import. Pretty sure it's all the same shit. As a Texan I've tried them all I'm sure. At the price I'm seeing it for it better be top of the barrel though. Cheers!

For comedy sake yes, but the idea is harnessing the power of the enzyme in the worms and scaling it up to reverse plastic pollution in the first place. Does that help with microplastics found at a cellular level? Idk. Maybe. I'll let you be the guinea pig if my nuts are involved....

Last shock I got was some russian dude blowing his head off in a suicide on one of those 'leaks' sites. Wouldn't even want to find a # tag on that shit anyway, but that one's pretty damn old by now. In more recent news, and I may have to look this one up just to even remember the full scene because it was really fucked. My CM was trying to show me vid footage, but I think that got quickly censored from when he saw it..**sighs** A guy was attempting a car jacking and I think it was the dudes work truck he was trying to steal even, but the victim pulls his concealed carry and shoots the dude point blank while the jacker is entering the vehicle. However the assailant quickly backs up and rams the shooter head on with the truck sending his body flying like a ragdoll. yeah not sure if my curiousity is strong enough to look that one up again either.

Grats. I'll find a real home job and not a side hustle one of these days... Or die trying. I wont need it then anyway.

The jury seems to still be out on just how much this is actually an issue to reproductive health and well...health as a whole, but for those looking for a silver lining to the plastic rabbit-hole there's this. https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20240419-the-worms-that-eat-through-plastic

That dracula is clearly 2X whachu-mean.

Gotta watch that shit....There's a reason why that kid on the sandlot always had the jar of peanut butter. Also I don't think Ice Cube was ever gettin' swole off just bread and water...

Good pics of my late female border collie and pics from all her different puppy litters must still be on mobile. I was still able find this close up of a dariing jumper spider that came in to eat house flies escaping the cold. I do remember that spider letting me treat it like a pet. It could go from my arm/ shoulder to the ceiling amd would even follow me room to room. Daring Jumpers are kind of a poster child for spider enthusiasts so that pic always brings back memories. I should have cuter pictures of my current pets Panda the border collie and Renji the cat, but I need to find them..