PhilosipherStoned

The more we get into these 'holiday' seasons the less I care about the actual ingredients of the drink compared to it's alcohol consistency.

I get free pizzas all the time with just a few orders. I agree that both Pizza the Hut and Dominos charging for those little micro sauce tubs is dumb as hell, but I have to disagree if your main focus is their apps point system not adding up. Plus there's no fucking door dash middle man and "small order fee"... Pizza hut even has a minimum delivery amount that would turn an order of wings and a drink into a $20+ dollar affair. Dominos has it's fair share of fast food chain fails, but it's still my boi idk...

I sometimes drink in the shower, but I meant just being drunk or idek the rate of deaths for just slipping in a bathroom has always been scary to me. I've actually never tried masturbating on a work commute, and now I'm not sure if I've ever even lived. Thank you for this new lease on life. All I ask is that you let me ejaculate to the sound of Ariana Grande's ex husband playing Sponge Bob in a broadway musical before I die. Thank you Mix.

*Noted. Still just conspiracy though. How would you do it if you were going to kill me? I mean I'm just curious at this point, but I get telling me might not be the best idea. I only ask because if I'm going to be murdered by someone I might be cool with someone like you doing it. If you don't have like a crazy die hard action plot plan I'm just going to go back to waiting for the day I drunkenly slip and bash my head in while taking a shower.

Ahh yes. At least there's no 3am spirit box callls to xxxtentacion, a blogger faking their girlfriends death, or a couple of femboys with terminal cancer that are now cured by drinking diluted bleach. It just looks like 100% pure tear free kiddie crack. Not that I'm counting my winnings off the thumbnails alone. I bet if you click on that first video there's a pregnant among us fish taking a dump on it's little sister or some sh*t.

I agree that legal codes are facetious so I'll give you a pass on the murder threat. Where in and pertaining to the permissions given to murder me PhilosipherStoned it must be stated that I the individual in question am not giving you consent. **Shrugs** That was my best attempt at legal speak anyway.

It's not always "technically a non-violent crime though".. I don't want to buzz kill the joke any further though honestly. It's just my deep dive into criminal cases does usually leave people that get charged with "attempted murder" deserving of at least that or more... I mean usually the words "conspiracy to commit" or some other legal puke seems to be needed in the actual charge if the victim came out unscathed...

Who? Also so what... Your mom was an autist on this D.

Sounds more like the original starfox characters when they would radio back and forth to each other.

I'd say hurray safety stand downs, but it's in Cali and probably due to a wildfire. Here this is the best I can do.

I saw tourettes guy and got excited.

Football sucks. They don't even use the right ball in the U.S. Nobody can even essentially agree who or what people invented the concept.

Also sports television sucks even when it's completely contrived like WWE. I mean I'm not really mad about it myself, but for me if I grew up confined to something like cable tv, and had the station I liked to watch hijacked for 3 hours to broadcast a game that consists of less than a hours worth of actual game footage I'd feel cheated, and kind of jaded towards the whole genre probably. Thank god that was only the case for like a quarter of my childhood idk.

Everytime I do that these days though Im dissapointed. Like heres show X that could've had 3 seasons since I last checked in, but there's actually just 4 episodes with a cliffhanger after the better part of a decade. Maybe that's a stretch, but still.. I'm not even counting anime or animated series in that since I've never really been a fan of the "here's 10 minutes of new story material for this episode since you guys like fapping to the intro/outro themes so much." mentality.

Anyway this bear seems to be the talk of the town..

konnichiwa! Chousi wa dou? Looks like I uninstalled the japanese script app I had at some point or I'd type in japanese....

Turns out my vpn at some point just decided to give me a japanese server connection... Not sure what's going on because I did pay for a month because I was using the vpn for something lol. It required the use of an Australian server though, and I swear I've never tried to connect to a Japanese server plus it looked like there were only u.s. servers available to FTP customers... Anyhow now I'm proudly in Japan for internet purposes I guess.. I'm watching some Japanese news now...

https://www.tmz.com/2023/03/20/power-rangers-jason-david-frank-final-movie-role-before-death-fight-scene-clip/

Eh...I trophied that because I do often delve into foriegn films, but still my point remains. Also I hate 'reality' tv so much if I'm not adding views to someone ripping on the directors/producers I can't even watch the shit... If you mean japanese game shows though point me in the right direction lol.

So here I am... In search of entertainment. Pay writers more or something already.

hmmm that does sound like some bad shit then. Abusive relationships are often just as tricky for those within the relationship as they are for those looking from the outside in... There's a plethora of normal human psychological factors, and responses involved especially with the more tricky cases that make me want to say it's hard to blame police for parking down the block and casing the situation a bit wide.. In a nutshell that's why I've never felt I could be a field cop to begin with. Too familiar with broken homes idk.

Pretty sure I already critiqued this for user in OP since it was necrobumped, but just in case I'll double down. It's an edgy short film with a clear message... Dank bro.