PhilosipherStoned

Good thing Australia isn't real either since they fought a whole war on emus. Which are pretty hard to shoot, but I've downed one.... I don't often talk about hunting or shooting shit because it's never really been a hobby, but unloading a shotgun with extra packed rounds center mass from the passenger seat of a truck (Like 6 to 8 feet away at that) to have the only reaction from one be a little shriek and a glance in my direction was an eye opener..

It was honestly just running from the mongoose. It's still crazy to see such a small rodent like creature take down a King Cobra. They're not even completely immune to cobra venom they just move like ninjas.

Damn I stand corrected I guess. Good thing I was just shopping around. That one I was looking at was still bigger though. 20 quart. I mean I live a lone so the idea is with one of these I may not even need to use my range again ever except for like holidays or special occasions...

sweet potatos and yams.

The senator smackdown for charity needs to happen..

I take it you're talking about a $22 mainstays air fryer that can just cook a basket of fries? So I guess I mean the cheapest airfryer close to the size of that one that will ship to the local walmart on walmart.com is still more than that tovalla would ship for plus I've heard a few people say the meal service isn't bad. I might go with something more like this and just skip the service though. https://www.walmart.com/ip/Chefman-Air-Fryer-Toaster-Oven-Combo-w-Probe-Thermometer-9-in-1-Multi-Use-20qt-Stainless-Steel/1067079842

The cheapest air fyrer at my walmart close to that one is still $89. Plus the meal service subscription might be benificial as well since I don't have a vehicle. Door dash and fast food delivery fees turn a 7$ mcdonalds order into a $22 dollar affair without adding a tip, and I've ended up doing that a lot..

I was thinking about trying this service since I don't have a vehicle and my range has a blown fuse or sensor I havent had time to fix. I'm still deciding if it's really going to be a pratical or worthwhile decision though. https://www.tovala.com/home-black-friday

It's a food delivery service kind of like Blue Apron or HelloFresh that seems to have a good deal on their air fryer when you order 6 meals over a 6 month period. I'm not completely sold on it though. Shipping for this looks way too expensive if it's 10 dollars evey meal though.. At least for me.

Gotta say from my facebook feed to here there is no drag. I'm sure I've even used this clip before in ...Dumpster Fire's lol. ._. Ironic of course... Still it doesn't age apparently wtf.

So much shit left unsaid...

So I mean long story short police captains, and down were regularly looking at me walking my border collie to the 24/7 gas stop that got put in.... A lot of them like what you do these days... Me.... I'm like IDK I guess I work for a living AND I was able to do use the store great until a bruja was like....wait He is drunk he has to be...Even though he one up's my accusations he must be a meth head ... She is being delt with.. and she was a bruja... At least pet dog acknowledges shit for what it is........ Fucking Bruja... It was veterans day, and I donn;t have a vehicle... " He looks glassy eyed and he came in for beer before!" Umm....Fuck you bitch..

The more we get into these 'holiday' seasons the less I care about the actual ingredients of the drink compared to it's alcohol consistency.

I get free pizzas all the time with just a few orders. I agree that both Pizza the Hut and Dominos charging for those little micro sauce tubs is dumb as hell, but I have to disagree if your main focus is their apps point system not adding up. Plus there's no fucking door dash middle man and "small order fee"... Pizza hut even has a minimum delivery amount that would turn an order of wings and a drink into a $20+ dollar affair. Dominos has it's fair share of fast food chain fails, but it's still my boi idk...

I sometimes drink in the shower, but I meant just being drunk or idek the rate of deaths for just slipping in a bathroom has always been scary to me. I've actually never tried masturbating on a work commute, and now I'm not sure if I've ever even lived. Thank you for this new lease on life. All I ask is that you let me ejaculate to the sound of Ariana Grande's ex husband playing Sponge Bob in a broadway musical before I die. Thank you Mix.

*Noted. Still just conspiracy though. How would you do it if you were going to kill me? I mean I'm just curious at this point, but I get telling me might not be the best idea. I only ask because if I'm going to be murdered by someone I might be cool with someone like you doing it. If you don't have like a crazy die hard action plot plan I'm just going to go back to waiting for the day I drunkenly slip and bash my head in while taking a shower.

Ahh yes. At least there's no 3am spirit box callls to xxxtentacion, a blogger faking their girlfriends death, or a couple of femboys with terminal cancer that are now cured by drinking diluted bleach. It just looks like 100% pure tear free kiddie crack. Not that I'm counting my winnings off the thumbnails alone. I bet if you click on that first video there's a pregnant among us fish taking a dump on it's little sister or some sh*t.

I agree that legal codes are facetious so I'll give you a pass on the murder threat. Where in and pertaining to the permissions given to murder me PhilosipherStoned it must be stated that I the individual in question am not giving you consent. **Shrugs** That was my best attempt at legal speak anyway.

It's not always "technically a non-violent crime though".. I don't want to buzz kill the joke any further though honestly. It's just my deep dive into criminal cases does usually leave people that get charged with "attempted murder" deserving of at least that or more... I mean usually the words "conspiracy to commit" or some other legal puke seems to be needed in the actual charge if the victim came out unscathed...

Who? Also so what... Your mom was an autist on this D.

Sounds more like the original starfox characters when they would radio back and forth to each other.

I'd say hurray safety stand downs, but it's in Cali and probably due to a wildfire. Here this is the best I can do.

I saw tourettes guy and got excited.

Football sucks. They don't even use the right ball in the U.S. Nobody can even essentially agree who or what people invented the concept.

Also sports television sucks even when it's completely contrived like WWE. I mean I'm not really mad about it myself, but for me if I grew up confined to something like cable tv, and had the station I liked to watch hijacked for 3 hours to broadcast a game that consists of less than a hours worth of actual game footage I'd feel cheated, and kind of jaded towards the whole genre probably. Thank god that was only the case for like a quarter of my childhood idk.