PhilosipherStoned

They are the most entertaining farm stock in my opinion.

Get out of my head.

Goats are easy and provide free lawn mowing services and milk thats not the greatest but it's ok.

Nah I'm gonna have to either simp to the VA or join a brainless bunch of twats before that happens, but after doing covid-19 assistance for the national guard and other missions during the crux of the outbreak plus not getting hit at my civilian job even though all the rapidly breeding fucks I work with caught it from their spawn I'm not too worried.

Yeah I'd watch it.

So what do we call your phobia..

Bro do witchcraft.

No, but that joke made me laugh. edit: hold on.. Nah I guess not. (insert Jay Leno lauging at his own joke clip) couldn't find a second level time duration of him laughing so just knead my balls instead...

Nah I've heard the spill before. You do you big dog. I love that that's gender neutral.. Get it? Because it's up to you if you're a bitch or not. 🙏 ha. ok I'mma see myself out.

I think we need to get you on Maury..Scratch that dr. phil I guess since maury evolved into the Male (Nidoking) variety of reality tv court show judges from what I hear...You may have your own unique phobia of children books, and we need a name for it if you care to do the honors. I say this because this is at least the third or fourth rime you've made a thread about how it tramatized you...

Wait so you just figured out that your genitalia isn't quite right for you. That's what that means right? Yup... Congrats I guess.

My man.

Hopefully your sentence structure is better than this during a person to person interview. You got this champ. edit: oh maybe he meant he can join the club...

Join the club bro. I mean my jobs always pretty interesting at least. Especially for being mostly retail.

I for one am not to upset that I'm finally old enough to hear some of my childhood jams at the supermarket.

only 4?

Seems like you've been doing a lot of endurance training and toning stuff whether it's for your work or whatever.. I'd stay on that if it's paying off. Exercise alone can be a hell of a drug. Honestly I don't think there's enough people promoting the belly stuffing side these days, but I'm not the type to pay people to get fat either just so were clear.

I'd say it'd help if I ate a whole pizza you bought me, but I've been in fasting mode on top of doing overtime work.I say all this because if it werent for all that maybe I'd make a thread or two idk.

Just twelve hour shifts in the automotive field. The VA told me I might end up needing surgery on my feet when I'm older anyway during the initial physical I did years ago. Now I have to drive a hundred miles, and probably waste another week of my time JUST to get my foot back int the door with them (no pun intended) all because I didn't schedule an appointment with them in over two years.

yeah your right though. My feet honestly feel like they need acupuncture ...Fuck that. Take these things off and rotate them like some damn brake rotors.

Hap bithday ghoshrek

Lonely. 🤣 I'm just dreading waking up and going to work the next day honestly most of time I post here after hours. Plus I think you forget I'm pretty much the original night owl. I can't help feeling the beefed up text here is meant to make me pun another digital underground song because it looks like it went at least 0 to 60 between posts as far as vocabulary is concerned...LOL. Sadly I'm out of songs off the top of my head.

I think I might be short...or something honestly, but I still don't see either of you doing the Humpty. Nah You'd rather get butt hurt because some random guy on the internet called you "old"...SMH. I'd really rather you guys not play the Same Song here, but that's what you do best... I bet you still don't get it, but personally hey.. I like how music can bring people together. I came to talk about the history here, and the fact the music here even makes me feel dated, but that's ok I'm used to givin kisses to the type of people that'd never Kiss You Back. 😪

Cry about it. That's not how I RIP legendary artists personally though.

Sorry I'm me where ever I'm at. If you don't like it that's your problem. However, I'm not going to apologize for dating music. The last time I heard "The Humpty Dance" played unironically anywhere personally was probably back at a fucking roller rink when I personally was 8 years old. That doesn't mean I don't think the music has it's place and is underrated either. I guess I should've expected you to be you on anyday though.. Fuck it though Scoob do the humpty hump. 🙃