PhilosipherStoned

but...Why is it suddenly not ok? I mean it must've been on another level.

Cinnamon* Though I'm still not sure what type of Digimon it is.

Though I havent had a box of lucky charms in ages.. I never found the marshmallows 'crunchy' especially if you put the shit in milk like you're supposed to.. You fucking tipping the box over in your mouth or are we talking cereal bars?

I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs! Nah cinnamin toast is more my style these days I'm lame..

Sonic could use at least a bit of that in the front imo.

Listen that's fine we'll worry about your elements later. Just show me a good time already.

worms + storm cloud (Rainman) = Late NaBraniel? I mean my alchemy could be off I suppose.. I forgot to include your dad, but... You guys share simular blood right. 🙃

But what about you big dog? How much longer can you continue this masquerade before the facade explodes into a big cumulonimbus cloud raining worms?

You wont. I'll be ready though. Heavy Duty Lint remover in hand.. because I'm all for a more furry UEMB.

Ok I was busy with the alcohol munchies.. Ihop had me covered.The bacon tempation thing was alirght. Anyway... What is this new rule with buttholes I keep hearing people talking about I hope it has nothing to do with me telling someone to go get some latex gloves... InB4 it's all about me. 🤪 I could give a fuck less I think it's better when people pretend to not understand my angles. It makes it that much better when they get butt hurt about my supposed insensitivity.

All I ate today was a salad at about 3PM and the beer I scarfed after work.

I am placing all my hope in Ihop. Help.

When you're employed it usually is. **rimshot** I mean this monday is like my Friday or I wouldn't have even made a thread.

I honestly don't pay that much into the traffic day per day. Calling it traffic's probably a stretch anyway.

These must be the new rules I heard about. Noted.

I'm used to working weird hours so if I forget to change a day in my notes it's easy to do for me. Though I can't say it happens to me that often either.

Screw all that jazz anyway.

Psssh. At least it made my fat ass get out of bed.. Now I have coffee 'n stuff, and I can do some chores.

I clocked in on time at 10:30 only to figure out I forgot to swap last weeks week days out with this weeks in my notes. I'm not supposed to be there until 4:00p.m.

I could take one or two back in the day even as a top off but that shit tastes like straight pewtred fruity stale prison wine or something. Not that I ever actually tasted hooch..Seeing a fool walk around about to destroy himself and fall out at the same time was enough to stop that even though I pulled enough of the shit out of the raftors when people would actually give me a ladder.. Not to mention it's designed to destroy the body more than it is anything. So much caffiene on top of the alcohol percentage it tricks the brain.

The Tim Pool version of this made it pretty far. I think it only got taken down when they went after what was under his beanie.

Eww. Show your body a little bit more respect.