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  1. Yeah a 7-11 in BangCOCK, Thailand. and that's an asian monitor lizard. Common to the area, but also in the pet trade. I only noticed it was 7-11 because I googled asian monitor to confirm I ID'd the reptile right, and a newsbreak vid. of the incident came up with images. Here's a vid.
  2. That happened in a 7-11 not a walmart. Looks like a pretty chill monitor lizard.
  3. Well he says his coworkers talk about it, and ghostrek being so heavily influencable (supposingly)..In a nutshell he's whining he needs an adult because Qanon supporters at work keep puking up what I'm sure is the same lame brained shit I found when I looked into Q initially. Supposingly Trump was supposed to be some kind of mythical 4th dimensional leader that uses double speak only because he has to, but he's come to save the everyday human from your quintessential cabal like government.. Think illuminati and lizard people here... @ghostrek I'm not going to tell you this again. Shut up and do your job. Don't worry about the coworkers YOU THINK are conspiring against you until that time comes. Keep our damn nose clean and work and you should be straight. If your coworkers are still on some Q shit at this point they're probably on crack cocaine as well. Let them out themselves. Caveat: If your boss is Qanon as well get the fuck out and try to get some video before you leave for scientific purposes.
  4. Meh that shits cool unless you end up working extra and still making the same pay thanks to admin flubs. I've been there as well..
  5. What VOD platforms am I going to find this on? It sounds like a big deal from the article congratulations! Either way B horror fllicks that are unintentionally funny are my shit anyway. I want to see it.
  6. regulalry working fucking 10 to 12 hour shifts with one break I'd say. I still need to master the art of getting paid to take a shit honestly. I was supposed to be off at 5, but once again I'm there all day..😷
  7. Honestly there're only two holes I ever mess with but I get creative places to put penises has been a trendy thing for a while. πŸ˜†On another note though I've never 'titty fucked' tbh. That's always sounded interesting but way too played up. Seems like the same principal as blow jobs but with that even more hit or miss. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€£
  8. Well I'm short by majority women standards though I had a fling with someone that was pretty much just blow job height to me recently. I apparently needed to be shaved and brazilian waxed for a blow job to happen by her words though. She had mistook my lack of enthusiasm for my dick in her mouth as not wanting to get sexual at all with her at that point which I was able to later clarify. Sorry, but I think there are a lot of women out their that severly over estimate the impact of a blow job, and their skills in the endeavor. One time this lady I had a one night stand with literally made me feel like a succubus was attacking me at the end, and that was an experience... Probably the experience that tainted blow jobs for me idk. πŸ˜† but I was never very keen on them to begin with.
  9. Oral just isn't a favorite for me as I've said before. I get more pleasure just tonguing the hole then I ever have from a blow job, and I've had some real pros suck me dry just saying.
  10. Does this entail sharts and minor leakage or are we talking full on sphincter release? I don't believe that's ever happened to me past diaper age.
  11. Haberneros are a different breed in my experience. While Reapers and ghost deliver quite the sucker punch habaneros hit pretty hard and the sting kind of sticks around and builds up the more you do from my experience. I can eat ghost peppper stuff like jalapeno's too. I'd do it more, but I don't want my intestines to completely liquify in the next decade.
  12. Well a good percent of the accounts I see state in the bio they aren there for hook ups, but of course there's people that are going to say that just because they think it might stave off a few extra horny dicks.. Looking into tinder supposingly women profiles get a substantial amount more swipes than mens percentage wise overall, and I can imagine how some of the DM's go for those accounts. I mean when you gotta take off your bra, break your back, and rip your booty shorts for a satisfactory tinder pic what do you expect though I guess.. I can imagine DM's can still get pretty weird even for a modest profile though.
  13. I mean I was chatting with someone that told me they were also an escort when I asked how they liked being a cna the other day..Then they randomlly said they had a light bulb out on their car when I told them where I worked so yeah.. I've met plenty of people that arent looking for just booty calls as well though. Surprisingly I've gotten more matches from facebook dating though. Actually that chick matched with me in facebook dating not Tinder. I'm chatting with someone that doesn't seem like a thirsty trap on Tinder for once. Not really getting my hopes up at this point. I also had a pretty good one night stand with someone else looking for a booty call a few weeks ago. No gonnorea yet. Still waiting for the aids tests results. So I feel like I know the answer, but what's the difference between an escort, and a prostitute. Just the pay? Or I mean I've heard escorts are a lot more strict with the...services they offer, and I think some just do some sort of "paid companionship" thing.
  14. He may not be the hero we wanted, but he's the hero we need.
  15. of hippopotamas SHIT! This made my night. I thought I'd never see a new Tourettes guy video again. They snuck this compilation by me. πŸ˜†
  16. They used frog dna for that shit? Shows how much I payed attention to the "science" in it I guess. In my defense I was 3 when that movie was first released though.
  17. Nueralink has said they can do everything from making the blind see to making the dead walk again. The science is interesting but when a company moves between one extreme to another with little to none of their claims fulfilled you gotta start feeling talk is cheap at some point. Of course science like this takes literal lifetimes to perfect so for now just entertain yourself with this crazy high tech video of a fucking chimpanzee playing pong with it's mind.. Not going to lie I'm not really forcing my apathetic outlook towards Nueralink, but the only thing I got out of this video was the feeling of "Fuck now I know somewhere out there there is a chimpanzee that can play pong better than me." While I'm at it watching chimps battle each other at mind pong would be a more interesting turn to see Nueralink make than what seems to be on the actual calender.
  18. Mushrooms are amazing fuck you guys. Can't say I didn't try. πŸ™ I'm honestly feeling like I might late bloom into the mushroom guy from pokemon soon myself, and not just due to the psilocibin in select species either. πŸ™„
  19. I now want to talk about mycology. I find it interesting. Here...This stimulates my innovative side... Fucking Penicillium... We have penicillin thanks to fungi.. MAybe not mushrooms, but what about.. Hopefully this is interesting. Mushrooms make cilia? I'm trying to operate from my memory of the study...but fuck that. Let me make shit MORE INTERESTING. Plants have a deep web.. if you will that they use to do business with each other, and it's all thanks to mushrooms...They can help out their homies or even poison their competition by sending chemicals through the biological wiring mushrooms create. The largest organism in the world is a mushroom as well due to this fact. http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141111-plants-have-a-hidden-internet
  20. Where are you from again. Ohio? Q-anon the 4chan troll. Honestly in a different time I'd condone the work done, but there is a time and place for everything, and Q can suck start some future banned weaponry for all I care. Like most things 4chan or whatever degenerate hole it grew out of I can't believe every day people bought the garbage. Anyway your coworkers probably believe in pizzagate and your saying Kahnon. I'll believe politicians use a low budget pizza place to eat children before I believe that shit.
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