PhilosipherStoned

Please throw all your apple products in a fire.

I don't know what you're talking about..

At least that might make employers take that off the application if it was a requirement.

didn't you call everybody expressing legitimate concern for Skinko edgelords yesterday.. Who are you anyway I smell Zeni. *shifty-eyes*

I guess it's to weed out people that arent really that interested, or are just filling it out for unemployent purposes.

I'm talking about the ones that have a spot for you to upload your resume, but then make you fill out every little explicit detail anyway only to ask you some of the same questions that should of been answered by doing that.. The one I just did was one that also has those bullshit questionares like what would you be most likely to do in this situation A. Calmly advise the customer there's nothing further you can do to help them or B. Walk over to the tools department and grab a sledgehammer to hit them with.. Not applying for a clerk position exactly, just an example of said bullshit.

Nope. My house isn't that big, but I do live alone.

grats I could have gave you a pokerus pokemon a long time ago though. Make sure you keep some infercted in your pc so you can spread it.

I think I'd be ok with the top right.

Which government approved haircut should I get?

Are you gonna eat that or what quit playing with it.

I think I know what you mean.. Those drinks would do the same thing kinda. It makes sense. If you suddenly get an abundance of the chemical your brain is definitly gonna hit that shit like a crackhead fresh out of withdrawl..

Yeah I know a good deal about sleep, and I'm pretty sure I cause this myself by being such a niteowl. I've just kinda always felt like I have to be up all night, and if you stay up long enough to let just a little daylight hit your eyes it fucks up your sarcadian rhythm and can end up severly inhibiting your brains ability to produce melatonin if you do it as much as I do..

for real bro..

Lost a pretty good friend to suicide. Like I said I don't think this is a funny joke at all if it is one.

I'm sorry man.. I think I was really going for a rise with that spelling correction. I just don't like it when people automatically throw that word out there just because someones a bit familiar with the culture.. I really do believe that's pretty common knowledge though.

Yeah I'm aware of his recent behavior. This thread was made at 6:30? why didn't I see it..

wait wait hold on now.. If this is a joke it's really not cool. Someone fill me in. I always take shit like this seriously.

I only brought it up because Drank Anti energy drink used to fix me up pretty good, and except for one occasion when I chugged one on lunch break and was in the passenger seat instead of driving it never made me just crash... Supposingly it had melatonin in it.

I think he is.

Arent you supposed to be unemployed? Why would you really care if it;s friday or not then?

It's weeaboo*.. but the media in general has been eating this shit up everywhere. I think it's fairly common knowledge, but I didn't even check that out. In a country where you can find a vending machine with used panites in it. cyborg sex partners etc is just the next logical step.

That's great I'm really happy for you. I may never be hard enough to use the drugs in your cabinet.

I don't think I've slept in two days man. wait actually I coaxed myself to sleep yesterday at about this time.