PhilosipherStoned

No man there's a bunch of people that lived at this address before I bought the house trying to hide from the cops and this is there last known address.

I think I've heard she isn't banned anymore from staff, but idk..

We finally pissed her off enough it seems lol.

Then these fools hid from me when I opened the door. That's not very professional.

Maybe next time. I already have a custom rank anyway I was just joking. This one should look extra special since it's a prize. Atleast I hope.

I do pull ups the same way. I'm a big boy nao.

I wanna custom rank no fair.

what a horrible meme.

The name sperm whale comes from a truncation of the word spermacetti, which for all I know may be italian for sperm..but that doesn't really matter because the name is used to describe a substance the sperm whale produces that was mistaken for sperm when the whale was first studied.

I havent. I hope it's as sexy as your video game face..

As long as my tax dollars arent fgoing to this bullshit that's fine.

Nice. They hve seen quite the uptilt in profits.

I blelieve mitosis is doing fine.

Around a hundred miles to and from my destination today. I drove through a small sandstorm on the way back. My nerves could use a chill pill.

Same. I believe this interview went well though so maybe I'll have a new one soon.

wait isn't that word german? or did you mean teepee?

I don't even own a suit unless I show up in the army one with all the fancy medals. I am definitely not going to that extent. It would probably make me look like I have PTSD anyway..

yeah.. I knew people that drove quite a bit to work at my last law enforcement job though so maybe it'll be worth it for this sort of thing. It's not law enforcement, but based on the job description it sounds pretty close.

Don't blow the opportunity just because fuggs isn't here to spank you.

I wish these guys wouldn't have called me so fast.. I could've swore I didn't even hit submit on the application. I think the government is watching me.

I'm a bit nervous, but I guess I have nothing to loose seeing as I'm already employed. Not sure I'm going to enjoy driving 50 miles to work or not anyway. That will be the longest vehicle commute on the road I've ever had to do consistently.

This here's a hootenanny!

Russians again..

poop yourself.

That's a pretty good mash up. The chorus is just a little bit too pop for a perfect blend though I think.