PhilosipherStoned

Congrats. Netflix is too stale for me, and they've admitted to purposely bogging down their servers to increase viewer retention in the past. F that.

The pet fresh stuff smells pretty good.

crack cocaine.

Aw hell it was the whale wasn't it.. I thought it might be a trick question since monkeys and elephants can't swim without practice just like humans..

So is it even that sexual then? I mean.. I'm not sure I should ask or if I really want to know in detail, but I don't see or even find looners on the internet much so I assume a lot of what you've said on ASMB is probably shtick. It's cool if it isn't but the looner community has to be one of the smallest communities am I right?

The boat?

exactly.

I don't see why not. I mean they are a decorative item. Just get rid of the wet ones and you're probably fine. Just say you host birthday parties for a bit of income or some shit.

Meh. You picked the right fetish.. You don't even have to explain anything half the time I bet.

Where have you been? I thought you were dead! The only thing keeping me going was the satisfaction of knowing.. that you probably went out with a vengeance.

camel toe was in style back then.

Make it rain homie.

lol someone showed me that vid before. It is kind of funny and catchy I'll admit.

Is that a 1080P popeyes chicken review? WHOOPIE!!!!

You're doing it wrong. just add excessive fiber to your diet until you shit so much it makes you rage.

You start.

Comics..well comics I actually enjoy are a little to expensive for me to want to buy and maintain. I'm a fan of the Walking Dead comic, and the Deadpool comics after seeing the live actions though. I didn't know either exsisted until they were adapted either. It is a shame. I looked into and have read both comics online. Deadpool has a wealth of humorous issues. Deadpool Becomes Ironman is a good example.

I wrote a ten minute play once. Not under the premise that it was actually going to be performed though. That sounds exciting congrats.

Now that it's Saturday. I thought you might like that.

Now this is quality content. [weird shit disclaimer]

earned income tax credit this year yay. maybe I'll get something.

American tax laws at work. I love that middle class rut.

No I had a job that paid like 20 an hour and I should've claimed 0 dependents but I think I claimed my self on both W4's. Not enough tax was taken out from my total earned so it made me have to pay.

Last time I was on unemployment I think I ended up paying all of it back when I filed my taxes, and last year working two fulltime jobs made me have to pay around $400 or some shit.