PhilosipherStoned

If you're talking about Pico de Gallo get some tortilla chips and sandwich makings. I'm not sure how much you made, but I don't think it'd matter for me..

put it in the refrigerator and use it as a topping.

so harsh though lol. I was looking for more of a feel good joke, but maybe for now. I got nothin'.

It was already programmed to say "I bet you'd like that" when someone says "you suck", but of course like i said no one can be bothered to type out the word "you" on this site..

yeah someone might cry if I make it say "your dick" though. This bot already says this when someone says "U suck": U R A cunt.. See I can be stupid and cross at the same time as well.

I couldn't do my current job without it, but there isn't information on it that isn't backed up or saved elsewhere. If I felt like it I could smash this one with a hammer atm and continue my life unphased.

comedy is hard.

I've been getting my full seven if not more in lately, but 4 is good if I'm busy.

So when someone says "tell me a joke." What should she say? This one has to be good. Reviewing the logs most of the other people talking to her can't even be bothered enough to use the word YOU instead of just typing the letter.. I should've seen that coming, but that's kind of a pet pieve for me.

Treadmills don't do it for me. I'd have to crank that shit up to like 8.5 and then everybodies staring at me because it's loud as shit.

I've definitely been feeling like one as of late, but I havent been unemployed for more than a few months since I was 15 so I don't think I fit into that classification.

Well yeah I'm still using the same ones I had from my childhood, but I don't feel they're a proper substitute for a ps4 by any means...

get a Ps4

Ask not*

What? normally I don't even reply to your threads, but what? You must have a robot generating your shtick now. and not a good one.

NANI?!?

I bought these hot cheeto flavored popper things at the grocery strore because I'm a hot cheeto junkie, but I have a sneaking suspicion they're gonna taste like shit so I havent got around to baking yet.

I just downloaded Virtualbox to play around with. I've watched a lot of people play around with them on the internet, and even use them to dick around with scammers as well as to test viruses and malware but I havent played with one yet. I was just wondering if anyone here's maybe had like 50 of them on their computer and if they take up that much space. I'd assume not, but I don't like to assume. Also I don't know how resource intensive running one is on the host system or anything that might be good to know. I think I'm about to play around with this thing regardless.

I don't believe you.

Did I get harry pothead cropped well enough?

Ahh that makes since.

youtube does that on my pc quite a bit. Then the autoplay will resume randomly while I'm sleeping or doing something else in my house and startle me for a second.

corned beef tastes better than it looks at least.

scratch that I don't feel like pulling up spanish webster and urban dictionary for references. mans got fire.