PhilosipherStoned

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When I first signed up for ASMB I didn't know it had the diversity of general noise or anything like that.. I was also like 15 years old or something, maybe younger...On top of that I was a poor white fuck didn't get my own computer/ cellphone until I joined the army years later. As a skateboarder that trumped a lot of peers... I gained access to the internet at a lot of places even as a dumb ass youngster I guess.. Looking back I could've held myself a bit better...It's just yick. I wouldn't be a teenager again to save my life. Understand?

Sesshomaru... plus some numbers was my first account on ASMB, and I left it in the crypt after attempting to remember the password years later.

You found you lol when was that anyway.. Nostolgia seems like wasted time to me always, but I don't remember that one. I think my first account was way later... don't even want to Dox that one because it's a bit of a RIF name..

Can you pull me up I'm lazy. Wasn't that kind of your job anyway idk.. *standing by for the worst pull up he can find*

Same. I havent had coffe in like going on a month prolly.. I can't drink it black though I have to cream and sugar the fuck out of it so... I just tend to say meh. antioxidants aside I have no need for it. If you are a coffee fanatic I don't really harbor any ill will to ya though I guess. Just don't act like you arent addicted to a substance if that is you..

I needed an encore!

It is best girl.

I HAVE A LONG PEN!

Riiiiight. You mad bro? I mean I worked in the prison system for a few years. What am I saying everything you said here was perfectly rational.

Yeah I've been going back and forth. I'm going to request smoking cessation stuff as a last resort. Still not quite at that point though.

You sound like you think you're going to be able to convince a P.O. you know more about how the system works than them. Even if that was true it's about the dumbest idea I've heard today.. Probation does suck I agree, but if you don't like it just do your time. Your PO isn't going to care what you think about the system or their job. If anything you'll just piss them off, and make them far less likely to cut you some slack on the..off chance you'll need it.

When I want one I guess. Right now it's..

Congrats. I need to.

Honeslty they just want your money anyway. Suck it up, and don't get caught fucking up. Your P.O's gender doesn't have anything to do with it. They get assigned randomly a lot from what I understand, and unless there's a legitimate conflict of interest.. Like they are related to you, or they know you on a really personal level it's not worth making a fuss about.

yep.

So you're on probation or not?

You mean probation officer? Nah maybe not you wouldn't realy have a choice on that one would you?

Yeah why they gotta be so secret?

Lack of wanting to do shit.. What's that word again? "Enthusiasm"?

I have no screencaps saved from the ASMB days. Even though there were a lot of great moments I'd rather leave those in the crypt anyway.

A combination of all the choices and more really..

lol I think I know which one was you prolly... If you did do one of the satirical ones maybe not. There were so few really it's weird to talk about.

Pickles for the win.