PhilosipherStoned

Or maybe it's an aardvark.. Nah definitely gotta be a tapir.

Is it a Tapir? There's a lot of funny looking animals that look like tapirs but they are completely different. Different species of ant eaters, and shit.. I'm pretty sure that's a tapir though. (No ant eater tongue) Tamandua's look wild as shit.

I mean they called the zombies themselves racist depictions of black people, but I mean... probably just SJW or KBW types making all the fuss. This shit was years ago anyway.. https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2009/02/sometimes-it-apos-s-just-racist/6705/

I had to look it up. Apparently the African zombies pissed a lot of people off.. https://www.wired.com/2009/03/resident-evil-5-2/

Oh I didn't get the reference clearly. Resident Evil's a great game series, but I havent spent a lot of time with it. What about the African zombies from 5 though?

Welp..Don't know how you did it, but you managed to make zombies racial. That deserves a trophy. 🤣

I really thought those were the lyrics until someone corrected me..

It would still sound like some corny pop shit..

The Northern Energy? They arent even singing in spanish....

I mean.. ちょうばか　（超馬鹿） Choubaka

Australians please remember to avoid areas with a high chinese population. https://www.sbs.com.au/news/fake-coronavirus-alert-warns-queenslanders-to-avoid-areas-with-high-chinese-populations

Fake News. https://www.cnet.com/how-to/false-information-about-coronavirus-here-are-the-top-rumors-spreading-about-it/ https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/janelytvynenko/china-state-media-false-coronavirus-hospital-image

Is that too much to ask come on? Honestly I don't know if that would be fun for me. In reality I probably wouldn't fare as well as I think. What you guys think? Do we need a zombie apocalypse? https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/its-catching/202001/the-chinese-coronavirus-is-not-the-zombie-apocalypse

I think I've seen this before.. Ya It's old as hell, but still funny. "Man fuck you and yo bone spurs!"

I Parked too close to a gas pump for an aging safety officer I guess..MY off road tires that stick out an extra 2 to three inches brushed the parking pole.. After I got my...admittedly trashy beer and cigs and got ready to leave he was there..More than ready to tell me what I already knew... It being a busy store I paralelled the pumps dodging little dune buggie ass cars turning in off the main road.. My Passenger side wheels were center with a bumper pole designed to let big trucks know they are too close...My truck wasn't in danger of hitting the pumps but my wheels made contact with that little bumper pole gently..This guy showed up after I got out of the store.. More than ready to let me know he doesn't like his bumper poles bumped by off road truck tires... I can't describe how much more sincere he was about me infringing on public space, but man MY truck is a fat bitch my bad. Also It'd take more than a pissed fire marshall just pulling up to get gas or something to throw me out of the norm... That was stupid though.. As a fire marshall it seemed liked he was just warning me of what I already knew.. I HAD TO BACK UP TO MAKE SURE MY OFF ROAD TIRES WOULD CLEAR THE BUMPER POLE. I took his approach as "Well ther's not enough common sense these days if I don't intervene that might be a flipped truck. I honestly gained respect for him.. Especially after I told him.. "Ya I already got out and did a walk around.. My tire bumped a parking pole OMG.. I'll back up and get on the main road no problem though grandpa shit... "